LEELIZA [ Charles x Elizabeth ]
Silence.
JOHN: Are you drunk?
MADDIE: I'm only 18 years old.
LLOYD: That's still a legal age to drink in France.
MADDIE: True, but I prefer not to drink while I'm still in High school.
ELIZA: I say she's gone insane.
MADDIE: Elizabeth!
BLAKE: Or it could be autocorrect.
LAFAYETTE: Autocorrect?
BLAKE: Forgot, never mind.
CHARLES: My eyes want to burn in the pits of hell right now.
ELIZA: Unlike you Charles, I'm gonna be reasonable and just say sink.
ALEXANDER: Agree! Sink! [ Hugs Eliza protectively ]
JOHN: Sink. We don't want Lee to duel Elizabeth, do we?
CHARLES: I'm not going to duel anyone! Also hard sink.
THOMAS: Once again, ship– to piss off Hamilton of course.
JAMES: Of course– well I'm gonna say sink.
THOMAS: Wait what!
ALEXANDER: Ha!
JAMES: Don't make me regret my decision.
SAMUEL: [ Sighs ] Sink.
KGIII: To be honest, I would actually like to see that happen, so ship.
ELIZA: [ Blushes ] But he's so... rude.
CHARLES: I'm so offended. [ Note the sarcasm ]
ANGELICA: Well I want Eliza to be happy, not to be in a relationship with a tomato! So sink!
CHARLES: Okay! Now that's too far!
MARIAH: He looks abusive, so I say sink– I don't want Eliza to suffer like I did. [ Frowns ]
ELIZA: Aww [ Hugs ] In sorry about Reynolds.
ALEXANDER: That's why you have Burr as a lawyer.
AARON: [ smiles ] It was an honor to help you divorce your husband, also I say sink.
CHARLES: I'm not abusive.
PEGGY: Mhmm, sure. Anyways I say sink.
WASHINGTON: Sink, once again, I'm not gonna cause a war against this.
CHARLES: Can we all agree that this ship is just a total sink?
EVERYONE BUT THOMAS: Agree.
THOMAS: I don't know man, I kind of like this [ Smirks ]
ALEXANDER: You little piece of–
MADDIE: Language! As much as I will allow cursing, let's try to keep it kids friendly while we can–
ALEXANDER: SHIT!
ELIZA: Alexander! There is children in here! [ Covers Phillips ears ]
PHILIP: Mother I'm a year older then Maddie.
KGIII: I change my mind about shipping this, I ship Charles with something else. [ Smirks ]
CHARLES: And with who my I ask? [ Growls ]
KGIII: John.
Silence.
ALEXANDER & CHARLES: Die you MOTHER FUC–
MADDIE: Nope! Not on my Christian channel!
AUTHOR NOTE
This ship is a big fat sink, but of course there might be some who ship this which I respect that.
Oh and yes, it's true that in France– the legal age to drink is 18 years old but of course I prefer not to drink– until after high school and college and until I get marry, which by the way, I'm never getting married because I have no time for love so yea.
Actual I lied, I'm socially awkward.
By the way, of you don't get the tomato joke– then here is the best way to explain that comeback: Back long in history, one point in history when people actually believe that tomatoes were poisonous, so basically what Angelica was talking about being in a relationship with a tomato meant being in a poisonous relationship, that what that sentence meant.
Anyways, tell me your opinion about this ship and yea.
The next ship is Hambury.
- Maddie ❤️
YOU ARE READING
Hamilton reacts to Ships
RandomHamilton reacting to ships that start from Lams to something crazy like HamBury. These ships will not be in order, it will be random. [ hella crack ]
