Hamilton reacts to Ships

Whamilton

WHAMILTON [ Washington x Alex ]

MADDIE: [ Smiles ] love is in the air...

KGIII: [ slams open door, he and Samuel are wearing gas mask, a fabreze bottle in their hands ] Love determinators coming through!

MADDIE: [ Chokes on fabreze ] bleh.

WASHINGTON: [ walks in ] walks all of this commotion? [ sees the king and his servant wearing gas mask ] Oh, it's just the dynamic duo.

JEFFERSON: I honestly thought that the commotion would be caused by the angry bird looking gremlin.

ALEXANDER: FINALLY! After all these years, I, Alexander Hamilton, has a gun! [ Shows gun ]

WASHINGTON: Alexander! Put the gun away!

ALEXANDER: Not my dad! [ Runs off ]

30 minutes later

MADDIE: FRICK YOU!

JAMES M.: Ha, checkmate.

ELIZABETH: Calm down, Maddie. It's just a game.

MADDIE: You right, it's just a game.

JAMES M.: I also beat her in checkers, UNO, DOS, Jenga, and The Game of Life.

MADDIE: [ Flips table ] (┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻

meanwhile....

KGIII: [ still wearing a gas mask ] I think we disaffected this so call love

SAMUEL: Don't even say the word, Majesty!

KGIII: Noted.

In the other room

ALEXANDER: [ Shooting the walls as he runs around the room ] HAHAHA

WASHINGTON: Alexander! I swear if you don't stop this nonsense, I'm gonna ground you!

JOHN: Damnit! You sunk my battle ship!

LAFAYETTE: I got guns and ships.

In the other, other room....

PEGGY: [ trips on a piece of paper ] oOf.

ANGELICA: [ Picks up paper and reads it ] Oh dear god.

PEGGY: Can I see! [ reads paper ] .....

10 minutes later...

PEGGY: [ Screaming bloody Mary ]

CHARLES: Make it stop! [ Covers his ears ]

ALEXANDER: I'm out of bullets! [ Sad mode ]

MADDIE: My house ಥ‿ಥ

KGIII: I NEED MORE FABREZE!

SAMUEL: your majesty, please calm down. It's not even Valentine's day.

KGIII: [ Glares at Maddie ] What?

MADDIE: Peace! Maddie. Out. [ Walks away ]

ANGELICA: Peggy, it's just a ship!

ALEXANDER: What ship...?

ANGELICA: Uhhh, nothing?

JOHN: [ grabs the piece of paper from her hands ] Burn this, and whatever you do, hide this from Alex with all cost.

ALEXANDER: Let me see that! [ Reads paper ] Whamilton...? [ Eyes widen ]

AARON: Sweet Jesus...

WASHINGTON: I think of Alexander as a son....

ALEXANDER: I think of Washington as... Washington [ lmao ]

KGIII: As a king with standards, I'm gonna have to sink this.

ANGELICA: [ Laughs ] You have standards..?

KGIII: Don't make me go salty, we already have Aaron over there.

AARON: Pardon?

MADDIE: To be honest, I don't really like this ship.

ALEXANDER: Agree.

JEFFERSON: I ship because I have the freedom of shipping whoever I want.

JAMES M.: He even made a declaration of shipping.

ELIZABETH: Smart.

ALEXANDER: Don't compliment that thing. I don't like him and his rusty Mac N Cheese.

JEFFERSON: [ Scoffs ] Rude.

MADDIE: Welp, laddies and [ looks at Jefferson and Hamilton ] Ugly ladies.

JEFFERSON: Is everyone always grumpy after Valentine's day?

MADDIE: I was fortunate enough to get a date [ smirks ]

PEGGY: OHHHH! With who!?

MADDIE: Myself. [ Lmao, I'm sad ] So goodbye!

CHARLES: Yo Sammy, wanna go on a date?

SAMUEL: uhhhh....

KGIII: [ sprays Charles with a new can of Fabreze ] Lmao, you wish.

SAMUEL: [ Walks away slowly ] .....

AUTHOR NOTE

This is the aftermath of being single on Valentine's Day.

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Happy late Valentine's day! Also, I don't ship this but I respect anyone who does. I just think of Washington and Alexander as a father/son figure.

Though, I did enjoy the fanart of Whamilton. I thought it was cute, so I have some feelings. Lol.

—Maddie 💙