Hamilton reacts to Ships

Washette

WASHETTE [ Lafayette x George W ]

PREVIOUSLY ON KEEPING UP WITH THE HAMITHOTS....

SAMUEL: So what did you want to—

ELIZA: I need a divorce!

SAMUEL: Que?!

• • •

NOW.

ELIZA: [ laughs nervously ] I thought you were Italian?

SAMUEL: And I thought you were in love with Alexander.

ELIZA: Touché, but sadly the love I felt has faded away.

SAMUEL: What do you mean..?

ELIZA: My heart belongs to somebody else.

SAMUEL: Let me guess, Maria?

ELIZA: [ Blushes ] Is it that obvious?

SAMUEL: Was you even trying to hide it?

• • • on the other side of the door

JOHN: oh dear God, who's gonna tell Alex?

ANGELICA: Nobody is telling Alexander nothing, got it. [ Growls ]

PEGGY: Aye aye, Captain. [ playfully salutes ]

ANGELICA: [ facepalm ]

ALEXANDER: [ Suddenly appears ] hey guys! You won't believ— [ sees Angie, Peggy, and John surrounding the door ] uh, I feel like I should be concern?

JOHN: Nope! [ squeaks ]

ALEXANDER: Okay...?

MADDIE: [ shouts ] Oi! Mate! Did you show them the ship?!

ALEXANDER: Not yet! [ shouts back and then turns to the gang ] You'll never believe the ship me and Maddie found.

• • •

HERCULES: Sink! Nope, nope, nope, nope, and absolutely not.

LAFAYETTE: What he said [ nods head ]

WASHINGTON: What gave people the idea of that ship?

KGIII: People are weird.

CHARLES: Your weird.

KGIII: Nobody asked you, Lee.

ANGELICA: Can I just like, bleach my eyes out—or better yet, just burn this ship.

ELIZA: That's my job, Angie.

PEGGY: indeed, she is certified to burn things. I'm pretty sure she even has certification license.

ELIZA: I'm kidding.

PEGGY: I'm not.

SAMUEL: Sadly, I agree with Washington.

MARIA: Im still trying to say Washette correctly—but I must agree, this is a sink for me.

PHILIP: [ fidgeting with fingers, a frown on his face ] This too is a sink.

GEORGE E.: [ notices Philip's discomfort ] I don't get this ship, nor do I ship this...

JAMES M: I'm quite disgusted, but than again, I also do not care at this point.