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EPISODE ONE : HOW THE HAMITHOTS GOT BANNED FROM WALMART
It's been a week since Maddie—somebody lost Samuel, and he has not returned since. This frustrated King George so much and as much as he hates to admit, he misses him. Well, not as much as Charles Lee, but that was a different story.
"It's been a week."
"Can you stop complaining, peasant. I'm trying to meditate with these lower class," George orders, becoming annoyed with Charles constant complaining and disobedience.
"Rude," Peggy huffed.
"But—" Charles starts, but was interrupted.
"But nothing! If you do not silence yourself, I will order my loyal royal subject to shut you up for me," the king threatens, not realizing the horrible news he's about to receive.
"He's gone."
"What do you mean 'he's gone?" George squints his eyes at Charles, searching for an honest answer.
"Fucking Walmart kidnapped him."
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MADDIE: First order of business, Leeburr.
HAMILTON: Disgusting.
EVERYONE, EXPECT AARON: Agreed.
LAFAYETTE: Why didn't you agree, Burr?
JOHN: [ smirks ] Do you like Lee, Burr?
HERCULES: Damn, Burr?
AARON: What?! Of course not, I just refuse to agree with Hamilton.
THOMAS: Damnit! Why didn't I think of that?
JAMES: Who knew Burr was so smart.
AARON: 👁👄👁
MADDIE: Well, now that we got that out of the way, let's get to the next order of bu—
Maddie was suddenly interrupted by a slam of the door, and which the door is now gone.
