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HAMLAF [ Alexander x Lafayette ]

ALEXANDER: Umm, I don't even.

LAFAYETTE: This makes me and my baguette upset.

MADDISON: Same :C

MULLIGAN: Sink. No words.

JOHN: Uhhh? How, in what way can this be consider a ship? Sink.

ANGELICA: To be honest, I think this should be consider incest, which is why I say sink.

ALEXANDER: [ Narrow eyes ] how is this ship incest, may I ask?

ANGELICA: [ Smirks ]

WASHINGTON: Don't do it, he will go crazy.

ANGELICA: Maybe because well, you and Lafayette is Washington legitimate son.

ALEXANDER: .......

ELIZA: Hun?

ALEXANDER: [ Insert the whole bloody Declaration of Independence]

THOMAS: [ Gasps ] I'm honor.

ELIZA: Ok, anyways I say sink; I don't think I have to explain.

PEGGY: Sorry Alex, but Lafayette said I can be his girlfriend if Mulligan ever decides to cheat on him.

LAFAYETTE: I've never said that.

PEGGY: You sure, I clearly remember you saying that? You have a very bad memory, Laf.

MARIAH: I'm just going to say sink.

SAMUEL: [ Holds a sign that says sink ]

CHARLES: Why didn't you just say sink?

SAMUEL: Because I'm tired of saying the word sink, so I'll hold this sign instead since most of these ships are sink.

AARON: That almost sounds like the Declaration of Independence.

THOMAS: Hey! [ Mutters ] Anyways I say sink.

JAMES: Sink, I don't care to be honest.

WASHINGTON: [ Sighs ] Sink? I guess, I don't even care.

KGIII: Ship! Because I love boats and pissing others off.

SAMUEL: [ Shakes head ] Bloody hell

GEORGE: I ship this

PHILIP: Wait wha–

GEORGE: If I was on crack.

PHILIP: Makes sense and agree.

KGIII: [ Move towards George Eacker and whispers ] Are you on crack by any chance?

AARON: Sweet Jesus...

              AUTHOR NOTE
I swear I'm forgetting someone, I swear I am, but it wouldn't matter because everyone except KGIII would of said sink. I respect this ship.

Also I have no single clue why the fuck I'm awake, it's legit 7:24 am.

Next ship is Burria.

Maddie ❤️

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