THILIP [ Thomas x Philip ]
ALEXANDER: I will not allow this! I will not let my son and this– unholy thing be ship together!
PHILIP: That's just gross.
THOMAS: First off, I'm offended.
ALEXANDER: Good.
THOMAS: and secondly, why the hell would they ship me with a child?!
JAMES: [ Shakes Head ] This is obviously a sink.
SAMUEL: Sink! Young Philip is only a child!
PHILIP: I'm 19.
ELIZA: Your point is?
PHILIP: I'm a adult! Not a child!
ALEXANDER: Still. Your very young compare to this old ungrateful swine.
THOMAS: Excuse me? [ Growls ]
AARON: Can we just stop fighting and just agree that this is a sink.
KGIII: [ Shrugs ] Whatever, I don't see what's wrong with this ship. Philip is a adult and Thomas is a adult, so what's the problem?
GEORGE: [ Mumbles ] The problem is that Philip's father despise Thomas.
KGIII: That's it? Anyways I say ship, it's kind interestingly–
CHARLES: Gross.
KGIII: Shut up Lee! Nobody cares about your opinion!
CHARLES: Rude.
KGIII: Like I said before, ship.
ALEXANDER: [ Gasps ] I knew you was cruel but you just cross the line.
PHILIP: [ Sighs ] They just want to see me suffer, father.
ELIZA: Oh my god. You and your father act like children! [ Shakes head] I say sink, but I could care less who Philip dates.
WASHINGTON: Sink. I just can't see a Hamilton and a Jefferson together, that will be the day when England can stop selling bitter tea.
MADDIE: [ places hand on heart ] My country, ouch.
GEORGE: I say sink, I can't imagine my futur– I mean my friend Philip and this Jefferson together.
PHILIP: Didn't you shoot me in a duel, Mr. Eacker.
GEORGE: Maybe, but let's not let our past define us.
THOMAS: Yea Mr. Emo as fuck!
ALEXANDER: Shut up, Jeffershit.
JOHN: [ Sighs ] Sink? I don't really care for who the kid dates, but I know Lexi does so I'm doing this for his sake.
ALEXANDER: Aww thanks Jackie, this is why I love you! [ Hugs ]
JOHN: [ Blushes ] Your welcome?
THOMAS: Eww, PDA. [ Crosses arm ]
ANGELICA: Um, I will sink. Jefferson plus Hamilton equals a disaster. It's basic math.
PEGGY: I agree with Angelica's logic even though math sucks!
LAFAYETTE: Sink! Just no.
MULLIGAN: Why? Just why? Sink.
THOMAS: [ Sighs ] Look, I don't like you and you don't like me. Let's agree that we will be sworn enemies till the day we die.
PHILIP: Deal. [ Shakes hand ]
ALEXANDER: [ Hisses ] Don't touch my son, Jefferson! Mr. Washington! Thomas is trying to get with my son!
ELIZA: Oh lord please help us.
AUTHOR NOTE
Don't even ask about the fuck I just wrote. I have no idea. I do know that I don't ship this and probably never will. But of course I will still respect anyone who ships this and leave this be.
Anyways while I pour holy water on myself, let's do a nice ship and do Burrdosia.
– Maddie ❤️
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Hamilton reacts to Ships
RandomHamilton reacting to ships that start from Lams to something crazy like HamBury. These ships will not be in order, it will be random. [ hella crack ]
