Killing Kiss

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Me: *Intakes breath*

Kill: *Senses the author about to shout*

Kill: *Storms in* YOU BETTER NOT BITCH!

Everyone else arrives: What happened?

Me: Do you all know how creepy it is that you can sync your voices like that?

Everyone: ...

Kill: What did you want anyway?

Me: We have a Dare!!!

Everyone: *Groan*

Mason: How the fuck do we have three things in one day?

Me: Bc people like watching you suffer. Anyway the dare is for Kill and Bill to...

Everyone: *Leans in in anticipation*

Mabel: KISS!!!!😆

Bill: *Instantly is no where to be seen*

Kill: *Wasn't fast enough and was tied up by Mason*

Me: Dipper, be a dear and get your boyfreind so we can force him to make out with his brother.

Tyrone: *Watching this all unfold amused*

Will: *Thankful it's not him this time*

Dipper: *Runs off to find Bill*

Kill: WHY THE FUCK CAN'T I GET OUT OF THESE?!?!

Mason: Because I got them specially made by Ford to hold you down, so you can't leave.

Everyone: *Slight chill from the murderous aura*

Me: Wait, Dipper when did you get back with......Bill.....

Bill: .....

Me: ....PFFFTTTT!!!!🤣🤣🤣

Bill: ...STFU I hate you Dipper...

Dipper: You love me and it was the only way.

Bill: *Is hog tied and being dragged by Dipper*

Me: *Dying on the floor in laughter* I-I didn't k-know you could h-hog tie Dipper!!🤣🤣🤣

Dipper: F-Ford taught me just in case...

Bill: *Is sat in front of Kill*

Kill: I hate you all.

Me: Not a threat bc you hate everything.

Mason: *Is positioned behind a strugling Kill*

Mabel: *Positioned behind a strugling Bill*

Me: Ready,

Mabel: Set,

Mason: Go!

Bill and Kill: *Are forced together in a kiss*

Me: *Pulls out camera* Blackmail. *Snaps a quick pic*

Mable: OMG. Send that to me later

Me: *Salutes* Can do.

Mabel and Mason: *Release the two Cypher brothers*

Kill: *Whiping his mouth profusely and glaring daggers at everyone*

Bill: *Pulled Dipper into a kiss and are now making out*

Will: I did not need to see that.

Tyrone: Let's go blueberry. *They leave*

Me: Why do they never stay for the end?

Mabel: *Shrugs*

Me: Well, thx to EmIsAJoke for this Dare. Goodbye, and don't forget to...

Mabel: Ask!

Mason: Dare!

Kill: And after what I just went through you Fucktards better Vote and Follow the author.

All: Bye!!!

Mabel: Love you all and thanks for reading!!!

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