New Ask or Dare Book Out!

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Me: Heyo My People!!!!

Kill: TF? Can't you keep it down?

Me: No!

Kill: *Sticks out his tongue*

Me: Careful Kill, or else Mason might bite that off.

Kill: *Puts his tongue back in*

Will: Author-Chan! You're back!!!

Me: *Pats Will's head* Yep! And I'm here to announce that I have another Ask or Dare book for another fandom!

Kill: Why are you announcing it here?

Me: Because this is where my readers will see it and because I know for a fact that no one actually reads my announcements.

Kill: *Rolls his eyes* So, wich fandom? MHA? AOT?

Me: Nope! DRAMAtical Murder!!!!

Kill: Oh jeez.

Me: I have been rewatching both the anime and the game play of it and I remembered why I love it so much!

Kill: Yeah, we know. You even have a cosplay of the main character Aoba Seregaki.

Me: Yesh!

Bill: *Walks in with Dipper* What's up with Author-Chan?

Kill: DRAMAtical Murder.

Dipper: Ooh! I remember that! I love Noiz and Koujaku!

Kill: I still think Mink is a badass.

Will: I like Clear, he's sweet.

Tyrone: *Has been here but was quiet the whole time* He reminds me if you blueberry.

Will: *blushes*

Mason: Don't forget about Trip and Virus!

Me: You're all forgetting Ren!

Dipper: Why are you here? Just to say that?

Me: Well, I guess we could do some Truths or Dares as well.

Will: So, we're just gonna ignore the fact that you started this and then left it in the drafts for forever?

Me: Yes. Yes we are.

Mabel: Onto Ask or Dares!!!

Mabel: Kill, this dare is from HappyWolfOfDeath, you have to carry a stuffed teddy bear around with you for the rest of the day!

Kill: *Grumbles and goes up to his room, coming back down with a teddy bear*

Mason: You wanna tell them it's name? *Snickers*

Kill: No.

Mabel: What's its name?

Mason: Stuffy.

Mabel: Awe! That's cute!

Kill: *Grumpily sits on the couch*

Mabel: Next, also from Wolf, is Dipper and Bill are Dared to go to a BL Café.

Dipper: So when do we wanna schedule it?

Bill: How about this coming weekend?

Dipper: Sounds good.

Me: *Goes over to Will and whispers in his ear* Wolf dares you to steal one of Mabel's sweaters.

Will: I-I d-don't know i-if I c-can.

Me: Well, you're gonna have to try.

Will: *Goes up to Mabel's room and comes down with one of her sweaters*

Mabel: Hey, isn't that mine?

Will: *Jumps slightly* Y-Yes! B-But, I w-was D-Dared to s-steal it.

Mabel: Well, if you want one, you could have asked.

Will: H-Huh?

Mabel: I'm gonna go knit you the most comfortable sweater ever! One that actually matches too! *Takes the sweater back gently and runs up to her room*

Dipper: You are gonna get a sweater later.

Will: O-Okay?

Tyrone: From fnafdemon, I Dare Dipper to dance the macaren with the one he hates the most.

Dipper: *Grabs Bill's hand*

Bill: How hurtful.

Dipper: The one I love the most is also the one I hate the most.

Bill: ....I'm not sure if I should be happy or offended.

Me: *Plays the macarena for them to dance.*

Dipper&Bill: *Dance the macarena*

Tyrone: From whenbaconflies_, Author-Chan who is your favorite out of everyone in the house? Including Mabel and Pacifica.

Me: Obviously Myself! *Strikes ridiculous pose.*

Tyrone: *Facepalms*

Me: But if I couldn't choose myself, then Bill.

Bill: I'm flattered.

Me: I still haven't forgiven you for the nutella.

Bill: *Keeps silent*

Kill: Wise man.

Tyrone: From Bacon again, I Dare Kill to write a lovey dovey fanfic without cringing and give it to Mason.

Kill: Oh no.

Me: Goodluck.

Kill: *Sighs and gets to work*

Kill: *Finishes and somehow managed to keep a straight face and gave it to Mason.*

Mason: *Reads through it* Not Bad. It's full of fluff.

Me: Vote in the comments if you want me to write his story in the next chapter!

Kill: Please no.

Mason: How did you not cringe?

Kill: I had a bag of sour candy.

Me: I want to say that's cheating, but that was never specified, so I'll let it slide.

Kill: *Flops on the couch, teddy bear still in his arms.*

Me: Well, that about does it.

Tyrone: Don't forget to...

Will: Ask!

Bill: Dare!

Dipper: Vote!

Mason: And follow the Author!!!!

Me: Bye my wonderful readers!💖

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