Me: OMG!!!!! 😭😭😭
Kill: Why are you crying?
Me: KILL!!!! SO MANY PEOPLE ACTUALLY LIKE THIS BOOK!!!! THESE ARE TEARS OF JOY!!!!😭😭
Kill: Of fucking course they like it...
Me: ?
Kill: I'm in it aren't I?
Mason: *Punches Kill's head temporarily knocking him out* You dumbass.
Will: C-Congradulations!
Me: Thank you my innocent marshmallow!
Will: Marshmallow?
Tyrone: It's a complement.
Will: oh.
Bill: So what's your lazy ass doing here?
Dipper: Yeah, usually you would be on your phone fangirling about your gay ships.
Me: *Hides phone with Ereri on it* I don't know what you are talking about.
*Doorbell rings*
Me: Wonder who that could be?
Everyone: *Shrugs*
Me: *Answers door* OMG!!!! *Starts fangirling*
Levi: Have you seen Eren? He is skipping training again.
Me: Oh...*Sees Eren sneek up to the second floor* can I ask what you will do to him if you find him?
Levi: I will punish him.
Me: *Fangirling inside* Okay then, he went upstairs.
Levi: *Nods*
~Two seconds later~
Levi: *Walks to the door draging Eren*
Me: Eren, next time you visit, please do it with permission. I don't want my house destroyed. It's hard enough keeping it with these six. *Points to Ciphers and Dippers*
Levi & Eren: *Nod*
Me: *Once they were gone* That was unexpected!
Kill: Who were those people?
Me: Attack on Titan characters. Eren stops by sometimes and Levi usually comes after him.
Me: Well, I have some asks and dares for you all!!!!
Me: First the fun one!
Kill: Fun?
Will: I have a bad feeling about this...
Me: EstelleBastin6 dares the Ciphers to be mute for today! No words! *Snaps fingers*
Will: .....
Kill: *Can't cuss so is mute cussing*
Bill: *Stone faced*
Dipper: *High fives me*
Me: Okay, next dare is from HappyWolfOfDeath to play seven minutes in heaven!
Tyrone: Do you know what that is?
Me: I know the gist of it.
Mason: God help us all.
Me: Hey! Do not mention God in this sacred demonic house hold! *Stands with hands on hips*
Will, Bill, & Kill: *Stand next to me with arms crossed*
Mason: *Rolls eyes*
Me: Well, off you two go! *Shoves Tyrone and Will into a closet*
Me: And you two as well! *Shoves Kill and Mason into another closet*
Me: Don't forget you two! *Shoves Bill and Dipper into a third closet*
Me: ........
Me: How many Goddamn closets do we have?!?!?!?!
Me: SEVEN MINUTES, START!!!!
Me: Finally, seven minutes of quiet. *Plugs in earbuds and blasts Nightcore music*
~Seven Minutes later~
Me: *Opens closet doors*
Tyrone & Will: *Will had hickeys and bitemarks. He was blushing a lot*
Mason & Kill: *Both look rough with deep bite marks and very present hickeys*
Bill & Dipper: *Dipper had a lot of hickeys and very few light bite marks*
Me: *Holding in nosebleed* G-Guys....
Will: *Sign language* Oh no! Author-chan! Don't faint!!
Me: I-I'm okay Will. Thanks for your concern.
Me: *Straitens back and looks at everyone*
Me: We have one more ask from Real_Echotale_Frisk. Dippers, besides your lovers, who are your favorite people?
Mason: My sister Mabel, she's always got my back.
Dipper: Mabel, she has always got my back too.
Tyrone: .......
Everyone: *Stares at him*
Tyrone: What? My Mabel is a bitch and I only like my William.
Will: *Blushes hard*
*Door bursts open*
EmJ: Ssup people!!!!!
Me: EmJ!!!!!! What brings you here from your book?
EmJ: I have no asks or dares.😭😭😭
Me: oh no. Let's fix that! Everyone, please check out my friend EmIsAJoke and check out their stories!!!
EmJ: True friendship.
Me: Shameless self-advertising.
EmJ: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Me: If anyone remembers, I also visited her story when I book hopped!
Dipper: Wasn't that when Kill burnt down the house?
Me: Oh yeah, I forgot about that...*Death glares Kill*
Kill: *Nyooms tf outta there*
Me: Excuse me while I rip out all seventeen hearts from a demon. *Runs after Kill*
EmJ: Well, since she isn't here to end, I'll help you out!
EmJ: Thank you all for reading! Please don't forget to...
Dipper: Ask!
Mason: Dare!
Tyrone: Vote!
EmJ: And Follow the author and me please!!!! And please check out my books....I'm lonely and bored.😭😭😭
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Ask or Dare Gravity Falls
FanfictionThis is an ask or dare for Gravity Falls. The main characters are Dipper Pines, Mason Pines(Fight Falls), Tyrone Gleeful(Rev. Falls), Bill Cypher, Kill Cypher(Fight Falls), Will Cypher(Rev. Falls), and our ever loving one-of-a-kind Mabel Pines! Ask...
