Me: *Currently dying*
Kill: She's been like this all week.
Tyrone: Well, she is sick.
Will: I feel bad for her because yesterday was her birthday.
Bill: Yeah, well sucks to be a weak human.
Dipper: *Smacks Bill upside the head*
Mason: What are we even doing here?
Kill: She was bored so decided to update a book finally.
Me: *Walks out of the bathroom and plops down on the sofa*
Will: A-Author-Chan?
Me: *Looks up* Hey Will.
Will: Are you o-okay?
Me: Nope. *Faceplants into the other side of the sofa so I'm laying on it*
Tyrone: You look paler than normal.
Me: *Muffled Groan*
Dipper: Let's get through the Truths and Dares for her sake.
Bill: Right, from LovelyOneSt0ries the Ciphers must sing the song Hit or Miss.
Bill: ...What song is that?
Kill: *Dying laughing*
Will: Oh no.
Mason: *Shows the song to Bill*
Bill: ....Why. Why is that a thing? These lyrics are horrible.
Mason: That's why everyone loves it.
Bill: Alright. *Stand in front with Kill and Will*
Kill: Hit or Miss?
Bill: *Reading off the lyrics because he doesn't know the song* I guess they never miss, huh?
Will: Y-You've got a b-boyfriend,
Kill: I bet he doesn't kiss ya!
Bill: *Does the kiss sound looking almost as embarrassed as Will*
Will: H-He gon find another girl,
Kill: And he won't miss ya.
Bill: He gon skrrt and hit the dab like Wiz Khalifa.
Mason: *Laughing his ass off*
Dipper: *Shocked silence*
Tyrone: *Trying to hide his blush behind his tea cup*
Me: *Looked up from the sofa and smiled*
Kill: She Lives!!!!!
Me: *Puts head back down and flips him off*
Kill: *Chuckles*
Dipper: thatsroughbuddy- Dares Pacifica to come kiss Mabel.
Mabel: *Pops up scaring everyone* Yay! Finally she has to show her affection to me in public!
Dipper: Mabel, how long have you been here?
Mabel: I'm always here Dipper, always~
Mabel: But seriously I've been here since the Hit or Miss song.
Dipper: Oh.
Mabel: *Calls up Pacifica* Hey Babe, we've got a dare!
Pacifica: *Enters the house* What's the dare?
Dipper: How do you have a key?
Pacifica: Mabel.
Dipper: Why am I even asking.
Mabel: We have to kiss!
Pacifica: *Goes beet red*
Mabel: *Throws a scarf over her head and pulled her in for a quick kiss*
Pacifica: *Hides in scarf*
Mabel: This was also a way to give her the scarf I made!
Me: *Gets up and runs to the bathroom*
Mabel: What's up with her?
Kill: She's sick.
Mabel: Still?!
Kill: Yep.
Mabel: Poor thing, and yesterday was her birthday too.
Dipper: Well, not much we can do.
Tyrone: How about we move onto the next one?
Will: *Nods*
Mabel: fnafdemon Dares Bill, Will, and Kill to switch bodies.
Me: *Walks out and lays back on the sofa*
Bill: Author-Chan, you have to switch our bodies.
Me: *Reads the Dare and snaps*
Bill-Will: I-I'm content being in B-Bills body.
Will-Kill: I hate this, I feel so fucking weak.
Tyrone: *Smacks Kill who is in Wills body* Do not make my blueberry curse!
Kill-Bill: I feel so angry.
Dipper: whenbaconflies_ Dares us to all read intense romance novels.
Me: *Pulls out a BL maga and ignores everyone*
Everyone: *Reads an intense romance novel*
Will: *Has a nose bleed*
Kill: *Left with Mason to go to the bathroom*
Tyrone: *Had at some point covered Wills eyes and was blushing like crazy*
Bill: *Was leaning on Dipper and teasing him*
Dipper: *Was blushing from the book and Bill*
Me: *Closed the BL manga and layed down again*
Mabel: Wow. What a sight. Anyway! Onto the next one!
Mabel: whenbaconflies_ Truth, which ship is better? ErenxLevi or ErwinxLevi?
Me: *Sits up instantly* ErenxLevi! *Flops back down*
Mabel: I do have to agree with her.
Pacifica: I have no idea what that means.
Bill: I don't know, I never looked into any of the ships from AOT.
Dipper: *Embarrassedly muttered* E-ErenxLevi.
Tyrone: I haven't watched AOT yet.
Will: I haven't either.
Mabel: Where is Mason and Kill?
Dipper: They went to the bathroom together during the last Dare.
Mabel: The next one is from RaphaelaLee Dipper has been kidnapped by a biker gang, I dare Mabel to go rescue him, others can help too if they want.
Dipper: I don't see how that's possible as Mabel has litterally made friendship bracelets with every biker in this town.
Mabel: They are actually very nice people who are fabulous with glitter.
Dipper: My point exactly.
Me: Can we end this please? I wanna go back to sleep.
Mabel: Alright then! Please don't forget to...
Bill: Ask!
Dipper: Dare!
Pacifica: Vote
Tyrone: And Follow.
Will: H-Have a wonderful D-Day!
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Ask or Dare Gravity Falls
FanfictionThis is an ask or dare for Gravity Falls. The main characters are Dipper Pines, Mason Pines(Fight Falls), Tyrone Gleeful(Rev. Falls), Bill Cypher, Kill Cypher(Fight Falls), Will Cypher(Rev. Falls), and our ever loving one-of-a-kind Mabel Pines! Ask...
