I'm ALIVE!!!

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Warning: Slight nsfw. Enjoy!

Me: *Pops out of nowhere* I'M ALIVE!!!

Will: *Jumps into Tyrone's lap*

Dipper: *Jumps toward Bill and grabs his arm*

Mason: *Jumps slightly and looks around to make sure no one saw*

Tyrone: *Hugged his Blueberry becasue he was startled*

Bill: *Trying not to laugh while admiring Dipper next to him*

Kill: *Obviously saw Mason jump*

Mason: What the fuck was that for?

Me: I want to appologize for being gone for so long and not doing anything!!!!

Bill: You finished school Thursday. Why now?

Me: ......

Me: I was cosplaying and playing Mystic Messenger.

Dipper, Will, & Mabel: You play that game too?

Me: How can you synch so easily? And yes, I only play it during the summer where I can get all the chatrooms.

Bill & Tyrone: Why do you play that game? You have us.

Me: *Raises brow* How do you two know what type of game it is?

Dipper: *Snatches Bills phone* OMG. He plays it!!!

Will: *Looks to Tyrone*

Tyrone: *Sighs* Yes, Blueberry, I play the game as well.

Me: *Looks to Mason and Kill*

Mason: *Doesn't miss a beat* Yeah, I play it.

Kill: *Looks to him in surprise*

Mason: Don't give me that look, I hear you fanboy over Jumin Han all the time.

Kill: *Coughs awkwardly*

Me: Well, I have a reason for coming back.

Everyone: *Looks expectantly*

Me: But first, let me bring someone in!

Me: *Poofs in Real_Echotale_Frisk*

Real: *Throws magical dust on the Dippers*

Tyrone, Dipper, & Mason: *Now in playboy bunny outfits*

Bill, Will, & Kill: .......

Me: *Whispers something to Will*

Real: The ask is what would you do to your Dippers? 😏

Bill: Pinetree. Bedroom. Now.

Bill: *Picks up a blushing Dipper bridal style*

Kill: ...I don't know how to respond to this....*Nosebleeds*

Mason: *Smirks* Well, well, well. Is Killy having *Sits on Kill's lap seductively and leans in to whisper* Dirty Thoughts?

Kill: *Shivers*

Me: Take this to your room. Aint no body wanna see this.

Kill: *Hungry look in his eyes* Maybe we just might. *Picks Mason up*

Mason: *Wraps legs around Kill's waist*

Me: *Once they leave* I swear, they're either fighting or fucking.

Will: *Hiding his face*

Tyrone: Do you not like what you see?

Will: I-It's n-not l-like that m-master! *Peaks out from behind fingers*

Will: *Blush VERY visible* I-I r-really l-like i-it. M-maybe a l-little t-too m-much...

Tyrone: *Saunters up to Will*

Will: *Remembers what I whisperes to him*

Will: *Tackles Tyrone and pours cold water on his face*

Tyrone: *Speechless*

Will: I-I'm so s-sorry m-master! It was a dare!!!!

Tyrone: Blueberry, you made me wet. Now you have to clean me up.

Me: Okay! Take the rest to your rooms please! No one needs to see that!

Me: Mabel was just here where did she go?

Mabel: *Pops up* I'm Here!!!

Me: Great! Help me end!

Mabel: Thank you for reading, don't forget to...

Me: Vote!

Mabel: Follow!

Me: Ask!

Mabel: Dare!

Me: And have a wonderful day! Again so sorry for the wait!!!

Me: Thank you to Real and HappyWolfOfDeath for the ask and dare!!!

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