Me: *In kitchen eating Nutella from the bottle*
Bill: *Walks in* Wtf?
Me: *Looks up, slowly raises finger with Nutella on it, sticks it in my mouth* ?
Bill: What the fuck are you eating?
Me: *Pulls clean finger from mouth* Nutella.
Bill: It looks like shit.
Me: It's chocolate.
Bill: You're eating something that looks like shit.
Me: *Murderous aura*
Kill&Will: *Rush in*
Kill: We felt imminent death and came as fast as we could.
Will: W-What happened?
Me: He insulted the Nutella.
Kill: Oh shit.
Will: W-Why'd you have to do that?
Bill: You cannot look at that and tell me it doesn't look like shit.
Will: ...
Kill: See you in the after life bro.
~Later~
Me: *Somewhere outside*
Bill: *Somewhere on the second story* It seriously looks like shit Pinetree.
Dipper: It was nice knowing you Bill.
Me: *Scales the fence*
Me: *Runs through the yard*
Me: *Reaches the building*
Me: *Parkours up the side*
Me: *Lands in balcony*
Me: *Slams open balcony doors*
Me: I heard you were talking shit about my Nutella?
Bill: WTF?!?!?!
~Later, Later that day~
Dipper: How is he still alive?
Kill: It's a mystery to us all...
Will: Sh-Should we help him?
Mason: I think we better not..
Tyrone: Agreed.
Me: *Chasing Bill with a Louisville Slugger* GET BACK HERE YOU FUCKING DORITO!! IMMA DIP YOU IN MELTED CHEESE AND BURN YOUR REMAINS!!!
Bill: *Running for his life* RUN AWAY!!!
Me: FOR THE NUTELLA!!!!!!!!!!
Dipper: *Sees a note on the ground* Oh, looks like we have a dare.
Bill: Who's it for?
Dipper: Me, it says I have to read Fight Falls Lemon? Bill, what's lemon?
Bill: *Freezes* It's, uh...Smut...
Dipper: What's Smut?
Bill: *Face palms* I love you Dipper but, We've Fucked How Many Times And You Don't Know What Smut Is?
Dipper: So it's sex?
Bill: You're too pure for me...
Kill: Here. *Hands Dipper his phone with some Fight Falls Lemon*
Bill: Wtf? Why do you have that on the go?
Kill: *Shrugs*
Mason: *Death aura* Yeah, Kill, why do you have those things about us in your phone?
Kill: .....
Will: You should probably-
Mason: Run.
Kill: *Runs fast*
Dipper: *Nose bleeding and red faced* B-Bill...Why? This is so much more than sex...
Bill: .....
Tyrone: Hey, where'd the author go?
Bill: ...Shit...
Me: *Death aura* Bill~ Where are you~? Don't hide from me~
Everyone: *Cold shiver of fear*
Tyrone: We better end this chapter fast.
Bill: Agreed, thx to EmIsAJoke for the dare. Don't forget to..
Tyrone: Ask.
Dipper: Dare!
Will: A-And please Vote and Follow! Thanks for reading, we love you all! *Shakily holds up hands in shape of a heart*
Tyrone: Too cute.
Dipper: Bye!
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Ask or Dare Gravity Falls
FanfictionThis is an ask or dare for Gravity Falls. The main characters are Dipper Pines, Mason Pines(Fight Falls), Tyrone Gleeful(Rev. Falls), Bill Cypher, Kill Cypher(Fight Falls), Will Cypher(Rev. Falls), and our ever loving one-of-a-kind Mabel Pines! Ask...
