Kill: Hey, where's Author-Chan?
Bill: *looks to Dipper*
Dipper: *Shares the same look* She's....resting.
Kill: ?
Tyrone: Don't forget Author-Chan is a human, and a female.
Mabel, Pacifica, & Rev. Mabel: What are you implying?!
Tyrone: *Didn't flinch* Nothing, she has run out of BC and is having mood swings like no tomorrow.
Rev. Mabel: And you know this how?
Tyrone: I asked her.
Will: She was yelling a lot earlier.
Mason: Yeah, that's why I stay far away from my sister when it's her time.
F.F. Mabel: *Shouts from nowhere* You better stop talking about me behind my back bro!!!
Everyone: ...
Mason: This is normal.
Kill: So, what are we gonna do?
Mabel: Well! Cifica and I have decided to do the asks and dares that have been posted for a while!
Dipper: That's actually not a bad idea.
Mabel: Thank you.
Pacifica: This one is for the Dippers from HappyWolfOfDeath. How many times have you watched gay anime?
Dipper: *No hesitation* Too many. *Side eyes Bill*
Tyrone: I've never watched it.
Mason: I watch it from time to time with Kill. Never kept count.
Mabel: From DebraPrinceWilliams, Play Spin the Bottle.
Everyone: Gather into a circle.
Kill: *Spins the bottle fast* *lands on Tyrone*
Mason: *Glares*
Tyrone: *Looks to Will* Is this alright?
Will: I-I don't k-know...
Tyrone: I won't do it if William doesn't want me to.
Kill: *Spins again* *lands on Dipper*
Mason: *Getting impatient*
Bill: Oh Hell Naw!! You Aint Touchin My Pinetree!!!
Kill: *Starts to spin*
Mason: *Grabs him* Oh for f*cks sake your coming with me! *Drags him into the closet.
Pacifica: While they're doing that, fnafdemon dared Bill to dress up like a princess a sing "Barbie Girl" by aqua.
Bill: *Poofs into a princess dress that looks fabulous on him* *Strikes ridiculous pose*
Dipper: *Pulls out camera and starts recording*
Bill: I'm a Barbie Girl! In a Barbie world! Life in plastic, it's fantastic! *Dancing ridiculously to the song*
Dipper: *Trying not to shake the camera and hold in a laugh*
Bill: You can brush my hair, *runs hand through hair* Undress me everywhere! *loosens shoulder strap*
Dipper: Stop! That's enough Bill! We have tiny children reading this!
Bill: *Poofs back into regular clothes*
Dipper: *Suddenly has a heart attack and falls to the floor dead*
Bill: *So shocked he can't even move*
Mabel: *Drags her brothers body away to "bury" it*
Pacifica: Okay, Will, this dare is from estloveschest, you have to disobey every request you get from the Ciphers and the Dippers.
Will: Uh Oh.
Tyrone: Don't worry Blueberry, I underdstand.
Kill & Mason: *Finally come out of the closet* -Sry I had to-
Mabel: Good Kill, you're out.
Kill: *Sees shocked paralyzed Bill* woah, what happened to him? *Waves hand in front of face*
Mabel: Dipper Died.
Kill: *Understands* Oh.
Mabel: Anyway, the dare is for you to dress up in a tutu and do a little dance whenever the author tells you to.
Kill: Who's it from?
Mabel: EstelleBastin6.
Kill: *Sighs and poofs on a tutu*
Mabel: *Ushers him upstairs to Author-Chan's room*
Mabel: *Whispers* You wait outside for her to come out, and explain everything to her.
Kill: *Nods*
Mabel: *Goes back downstairs* Alright! That is all for today!
Pacifica: Don't forget to...
Rev. Mabel: Like.
Tyrone: Ask.
Bill: D-Dipper?
Will: D-Dare.
Mason: and don't forget to Vote and have a wonderful day. Bye!
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Ask or Dare Gravity Falls
FanfictionThis is an ask or dare for Gravity Falls. The main characters are Dipper Pines, Mason Pines(Fight Falls), Tyrone Gleeful(Rev. Falls), Bill Cypher, Kill Cypher(Fight Falls), Will Cypher(Rev. Falls), and our ever loving one-of-a-kind Mabel Pines! Ask...
