Bakugou

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Me: Dipper! You have a Dare!

Dipper: What is it?

Me: *Shoves phone ate him* You are to read the first chapter of EmIsAJoke book My Hero Academia Ask or Dare.

Dipper: Okay. *Reads* Oh! I didn't know Yū was in it! *Continues reading* Bakugou's a jerk. *Moves to nexy part, reads the part with me* Oh, Author-san... Sorry, I didn't know he was your husband.

Me: It's okay... *Hides Bakugou Plush behind back*

Dipper: So I heard muffled shouts and curses and death threats earlier... What was that about?

Me: EmIsAJoke ruined our Will's innocence, but she is my friend so I couldn't let Tyrone kill her.

Dipper: So, where is he?

Me: ...

Dipper: ...

Me: ......

Dipper: .....

Bill: *Walks in* So, how long are we keeping Tyrone in the basement for?

Me: ....

Dipper: .....

Me: .....

Dipper: ..Really Author, really?

Me: ...Until he calms down...

Bill: Roger.

Me: Well, that was it! Don't forget to...

Dipper: Ask!

Bill: Dare!!

Will: A-And please s-send love by Voting and Following.

Me: *Pats Will's back*

Bill: Buh-Bye!!!

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