People say life is short.
But I bet it is the longest thing we can ever experience.
People say: Don't be sad! Life is beautiful!
It's like: Why do you have asthma? Air is everywhere...
Someone in USA: It's freezing outside! Where is global warming!?!?
Reply: I just had my food! Where is world hunger!?!?
If life is unfair to everybody, does that make it fair enough?
What if we only have a couple of minutes to live but every breath reset the clock?
Nowadays, it's impossible to make a joke without offending someone. I'm scared that someone might get offended if I crack a joke on myself or make fun of me!
If you went back to the past to get a second chance, but had no memory if travelling through time, that moment could be legit right now. You never know... *hits blunt*
Dear problems on my life,
Please give me some discount. I'm your regular customer.
Yours sincerely,
A small, innocent child.
I look both ways before crossing a one way street. That's how little faith I have left in humanity.
Literally anyone: Hey, can I ask you something?
*Internal panic attack*
When parents say: We need to talk.
I magically remember every single wrong thing I have done from the time I was born.
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