2 year old- *hits sister with broom*
Dad: What do you think you're doing?
2- Cleaning.
Dad: My 3 year I'll calls my gray hair "wizard hair". So, I'm not getting old. Just more powerful.
Dad: Getting dressed everyday is a part of growing up.
3: Growing up is stupid.
Dad:
3:
Dad: Well, I have no counterargument.
4: Can I use your office chair?
Dad: I'm using it.
4: You're not spinning.
Dad: I don't want to.
4: You're using it wrong.
Random boy: You can't be Spiderman. You are not a man.
Me: You can't be Spiderman. You're not a spider
Me: what's in your mouth?
3: teeth
Me: and?
3: tongue
Me: what else?
3: *swallows whatever she is eating* and nothing.
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