*Disclaimer: This is not to offend any doctor or professional. It's only for joking person. My favourite Aunt and Uncle themselves are high profile doctors and surgeons. So no offense.* Take it easy*
Dr: There's good news and bad news. Which one first?
Patient: Good news.
Dr: Oh well you're gonna lose 5o lbs
Patient: And bad?
Dr: 50 lbs worth legs
Patient: Doctor, what are the test results? I'm dying out of curiosity!
Dr: Oh well, not just from curiosity
Doctor: What's tour zodiac sign?
Patient: Cancer
Doctor: Oh what a coincidence
Patient: Doc, my back hurts when I touch it
Doc: Oh well then don't touch it. Yeah, and that will 500$
Doc: Uh, I have 2 bad news for ya
Patient: Shoot.
Doc: You only have 24 hours to live
Patient: And?
Doc: I was supposed to tell you that yesterday
Doc: You need to take one of these pills everyday for each day of your life.
Patient: Yeah, but there's only 1 pill.
Doc: exactly
Person 1: How do you know that doctor's fake?
Person 2: He had good handwriting.
Doc: Your dad's not with us
Son: Oh shoot damn
Doc: He's at a different hospital relax.
Son: Oh then okay
Doc: Dead tho
Patient: Doc, I feel sad and very serious these days
Doc wrote on a subscription: MEMES!!! Well, more precisely... He prescribed my book only;)😂😂😂😅😆😆😎😋😉😉
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