"Ola launches Autorickshaws in United kingdom for the first time"... Now we can proudly say that United kingdom is 60 years behind India.
Legit examples to prove India is the most sarcastic country ever!
*When you drop a glass*
USA: omg u ok?
India: haan haan, tod do pura Ghar!
*When mom breaks a glass*
Which idiot has the kept the glass over here?
*Can I go to Sonia's house for sleep over*
USA: of course
India: haan haan jao! Wahi rehna! Stay there only and ask her mom to adopt you!
*When you share details with friends*
USA:omg that's pretty cool
India: toh main nachu
Mom:Get me a plate from the kitchen
Me: can't find it in the kitchen
Mom: can u see the stove?
Me: yes
Mom: burn your phone. You'll be able to see everything *logic 3000*
How to say NO in India:
Dekhti hu
Thodi der mai batata Hoon
Puchhna padega yaar
Pakka nahi hai
*Comment down below if you'll know some other way as well*
*Alarm goes off*
USA:wake up honey!
India: tell me if you have any plans of waking up till the evening
*What's for dinner?*
USA: meatloaf
India: Mera sar
*During exam*
Topper: ma'am, extra sheet please!
Me: take this! Take my whole answer sheet. It's gonna be blank anyway! The only thing left is to wipe my tears with them.😌
*When you ask for a bite from someone's food*
USA: sure!
India: take it and eat it! Eat everything that comes your way! Everything belongs to you only... Idiot! Go buy it for yourself!
*When I cancel plans due some unavoidable circumstances*
USA: it's fine. I understand.
India: Hmm, bade log! Appointment Lena padega ab!
Last but not the least:
India likes to chill.
India is talented.
It doesn't bomb another country for personal gains.
It spreads love!❤
It minds it's own business.
India is young and always feels young!
Therefore, BE LIKE INDIA! STAY CALM AND BE LIKE INDIA! JAI HIND! VANDE MATARAM!*SINCERELY SALUTING*
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