Indian students don't need an alarm. Their parents will automatically come at 6 and switch off fan and turn on light. Yes, that's what they do!
When you're friends are revisiing before exams and you have no ideas whatsoever what they are talking about.
College:A place where getting 75% attendance is wayyy harder than passing with distinction.
That one db person who can't even pass in an ion book exam... Because he got the wrong book.
Number of relatives asking your percentage is inversely proportional to your percentage.
First thing I do in morning is utilize 64mins to calculate how much attendance I need to pass the semester.
When professor brings corrected answer scripts: Hey bhagwan, yaa toh mere marks utha let, yaa mujhe.
Being a college student: when your photo copy Wala bhaiyya knows more about the syllabus than you!
Professor: Students, but XYZ book for 1299 on Amazon. We need it this semester.
Student: sir, how much will we use it this semester?
Professor: just the second paragraph on page 774 is needed by us. Very important.
10th grade: I want 95%
12th grade: I want 96%
College: Bhagwan ke naam pe koi paas kara do!
Stages of a Semester:
1.Sem starts
2.Ye Kya ho rha hai
3.Mids
4.Ye Kya bakwaas hai.
5.Finals
6.Yeh Kya tha
7.Result
Every TV show before exam: Hello hi! Come see me? Huh? Come come... Only 1 episode... Don't worry no more
Tell me who all get trapped in such traps! Lol me the first. Ik Everytime that im gonna waste my whole day watching all seasons even if I promise myself to watch only 1 episode. Yes, that's me!:) :/
5 stages in a man's life:
Birth
Beta dhaniya le ao
Suniye dhaniya le aaie
Papa dhaniya le ao
Death
Why have abs when you can have kebabs?
Commentators in indian match:
Other countries: Team India. Men in Blue.
Indian: Kohli Ki Toli
😂🤣
American wedding: We need catering for a lot of people. How do we arrange?
Indian caterer: How many people?
American: Sir it's a lot actually. 120 people are coming.
Indian caterer to his assistant: Send a one tenth of Indian's catering team.
Batman points to his car: that's bat mobile
Batman points to his cave: that's bat cave
Batman points to his wallet: that's batua
>>Drop a comment if you understood in the first go. Comment some more bat man puns if you can!
Indian family loves and cares for everyone. Beemar ek hota hai, khichdi sab khaate hai
Office jaake kamai
Salary dekhke LMAO
Indian film industry us struggling because great actors are wasting their extra ordinary acting skills by excessively using tiktok.
Indians can do good in Olympics if science teachers stop borrowing games period.😋😝
Friend: so what's your plan?
Me: I'll have Chinese for lunch
Friend: No I mean long term.
Me: So like for dinner?🤷🏻♀️
Mom likes playing this game called ' Shouting name from the kitchen 4 rooms away and get upset when kids can't hear'. She's pretty good at it.😅
Police: Achha toh aapka bachcha ghum gaya hai.. theeke describe karo
Father: Not half as good as Sharma Ji's son.
Wedding cards are so elaborate and heavy but none of them have a menu so I can't decide whether to attend or not.. tough life 🤣🤣😂
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