*Disclaimer: No offense to any country or individual. This is only for a joking purpose. I love my country and every other country as well. Now if you could please forget all your prejudices against my country and read...*
No parking. Or else Tyre would be punctured.
Outside:"Move please. Excuse me"
Inside:" Ugh, can you go fast!"
After getting pushed by mistake;
Person: Oh, I'm sorry.
Outside: it's okay
Inside: Abbey, dekh ke nahi chal sakta!? Blind people these days...
The number of people who confuse 'to' and 'too' is amazing two me.
Other countries while investigation a case: Proofs, legit evidence, like detector tests, etc
In India: Ye has raha hai... Isne pakka chori ki hai!
Refusing to take money from guests because mom says no.
"Dil toh sabke pass hota hai, lekin sab dilwale nahi hote" Srk fans raise your hands
In India "Books toh sabke pass hote hai lekin sab padhnewale nahi hote"📓😂
Teacher: Aapke bachche ko kuchh nahi aata.
My parents: Tabhi toh school bheja hai na.. tu sikha na!
4 important things in a marriage:
1. Khaana
2. Naach gaana
3. Baraat aur masti
4. Ek naaraaz rishtedaar
People after I tell a joke: Ispe Hasna hai?
Me: Doctor ne bhi tumhare paida hone ke baad yahi kaha tha
Lady breaks a traffic signal. Lady: please let me go.. I'm a teacher, I need to reach the school.
Traffic police: Aaaahhhhhaaaaaa issi he din ka toh intezaar tha. Ab likho 100 baar 'I will not break traffic rules'
What do you call 2000 mockingbird?
2 kilomockingbird.
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Yaar zindagi tujhe mujhe nachaana hai toh macha but gaane dhang ke lagana!
I really need to change my 'Jo hoga so dekha jayega' attitude because ab jo ho raha hai voh mujhse nahi dekha ja raha XD
Me: Sir extra sheet!
Teacher: Arre abhi toh paper start hua hai! Abhi kyu chahiye
Me: Aansu pochhne ke liye
Pehle mein dukhi thi..
Fir mein Arijit Singh ke gaane sune..
Ab Zinda rehne ka man nahi hai 😂😂🤷🏻♀️🤣just a joke ha
Question. How bad are you in Punjabi songs?
Me : Oh jinne mera dil luteya ohi
Jinne meri jaan luteya oho
Lakh pddhfjgkdjsjsnjdnsnmsn oh nain nain
Question: how do I know it's a Punjabi song?
Me: I heard the words 'party', 'Daru', 'Masti' 'gaadi' Aur 'kudi' bus mein khush aur kya chahiye gaane mein 🤣
Me: I'm very angry guys mujhe bohot gussa aa raha hai
Friends: arre kya hua kya hua tension mat le..kya karne waali hai?
Me: Waqt ne mujhe barbaad kiya. Ab mein apna waqt barbaad kar rahi hu
🤣🤣
Boy: aapke kitne bhai hai?
Me: Aapko milaake teen
Boy: Oh to property mein se 25% mera na?
Me: sorry typo tha.. do he bhai hai
🤣
Boy: Nice do
Girl: thanks
Boy: you're looking good
Girl: thank you very much
Boy: the dress is very good
Girl: Thanks a lot
Boy: The make up looks good on you
Girl: Thank you so much bhai
Boy: For bhi kitni buri dikh rahi hai😠
🤣🤣😂😅
Rishtedaaro aur mere mein bohot aana jaana hai.
Woh jab aate hai, mei jata hu. Won jab kaate hai, tab mein vaapas aa hata hu.
I skip questions in exams like I'm gonna be a whole new person when I come back XD
There's a fine like between numerator and denominator. Only a fraction of people will understand this.
Did you know that 2*10 is the same as 2*11? One is twenty, the other is twenty too!!
Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do anything, you're a trash-can, not trash-cannot duh 🤷🏻♀️🤣😂 this is my life quote
A girl and patience go on a day.
Patience pays.
She: I like south indian movies.
Me: Gharwaale mujhe 'Rajesh: The disappointment' kehte hai.
*In an exam hall*
Me: Sir I don't feel well.
Sir: kya ho raha hai?
Me: Pachhtawa
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