Country Puns

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I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'.

It's a lengthy article on Japanese Sword Fighters but I can Samurais it for you. 

England doesn't have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

Visitors to Cuba are usually Havana good time. 

Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.

If you said you were from South America, I would not Bolivia

The Irish should be rich because their capital is always Dublin.

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