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Me: Papa, I want to become an actor
Dad: Beta, usse doctor pronounce karte hai.
In other nation when one gets sick: Get well soon
In india, my friends: Mere chacha bhi iss he beemaari se tadap tadap kar mar gaye the
Me: Chal samosa khaate hai
Friend: nahi upvaas hai
Me: Arre mere taraf se treat hai
Friend: Arree, mein hari chutney lunga uske saath
Me: Mom do you need help?
Mom: No it's ok
*10 Minutes later*
Mom: Nobody in this house cares for me. Nobody helps at all.
Types of chashmaas in India:
1. Chashmish chashma
2. Kaala chashma
3. Taarak Mehta ka Ooltah Chashmaa
If roasting was an olympic sport, here are the results:
Third position: Indian mother
Second position: Indian mother]
First position: Indian mother
Me: Mom, I cleaned my room, arranged my books, completed homework. I'm gonna take a break.
Mom: Ha ha kyu nahi.. toppers toh har chhota sa kaam karke break lete hai na.. tumhe padhne ki kya zarurat.. sirf maze karo, padhai mat karna!
Me: Chhodo, galti ho gai.
Most hated person on Earth: Sharma ji ka beta/beti
3 types of people:
1. Aapko humse
2. Tujhe mujhe
3. Tereko mereko
Which one are you?
Me: I'm mature
Also me: Chal dominoes mei phone karke pizza hut ka number maangte hai
Mercedes: We have 12 airbags, safety controls, parking assist and sensors. We are very safe-
Maruti 800: We have ganeshji on our dashboard.
Wannabe
Ultra wannabe
India emi halloween celebrate karne ki koshish karne wale
Unlucky
Bohot unlucky
Phir aate hai voh jinke Sunday ko full day classes and tests hote hai
How to thank Riya:
Thank you Riya WRONG
ShukRIYA CORRECT
How to bade good bye to Akash:
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