Love with an alien (Invader Zim ~Zim x reader~) (On Hold For Now)

Door-to-door (e)

Song: oh no!

"There, add a card to represent the overworked educational system" a kid had a rope wrapped around his waist and pulled up so he could stack a card on the tower of cards that were on Dibs desk "now, add the dead weight of students like you" the kid placed a block like thing on top and the kid was pulled down "so, you can see, children, that our whole society is nothing more than a perilous house of cards..." After she said this, all the cards fell down into a pile of cards on his desk "destined to collapse under its own weight" Dibs then fell over "Dib, the warranty on your desk has run out. Get a replacement from the pile"

"Yes, ma'am" Dib got up and went to the pile of stuff in the back of class. His was the last normal desk

"Well, children, as you know, the desk budget for this year has run out. But the school board is giving you a chanc to lessen your misery" Zims desk was a trash can that was upside down, mine was a TV. Dib grabbed a trash can as well, just as a rat climbed out onto his face. Anthias desk was a wood box as she sat behind Dib, she grabbed the rats tail and threw it out the window. Dib giving a silent thanks to her as he sat down in his chair "lights!" The lights turned off, the chalkboard turning into a screen as a video played

"Word up, kids! This is Poop Dawg, the poop cola gangsta clown with a little fund raiser. Do you wanna go magnet with the moneys?" The kids in the video cheered

"Yay!"

"What does it mean?" A kid in class leaned in as everyone had a sad and confused look on their face

"Then jack this box of poop cola candy. It's the great taste of poop cola wrapped in a layer of chocolate badness" he showed the candy bar

"Ooh!"

"Every bar you sell earns money for your school, but whats in it for you? Prizes, prizes, prizi-zes!" All the kids looked at each other confused still, no way the school would give out prizes when they can't even afford desks

"Sell 100 bars and you'll win a..." There was a different voice for when he said the prize "adhesive medical strips" it went back to his normal voice "sell 1,000 you win a crash helmet. Sell 10,000, you win an electro scooter. And 500,000, you get a hovercraft, plus a helmet" now it was the weird voice "plus a box of... Adhesive medical strips"

"Yay! Wow! Ooh!" Was what all the kids as I just stared at the video bored. Knowing that no kid was gonna get a good prize

"Garbage! That hovercraft is a joke of engineering and that helmet would never protect your brain from lasers" Zim spoke up, thinking all the prizes were rubbish

"And if you all think youz all somethin' wit the top sullies and wit..." The guy broke character "I can't do this"

"Cut!"

"The top prize is something your b-b-brain won't believe!" It cut back to him in character

"Nonsense" I had to agree with Zim there

"It's so amazing, it's a secret" Zim jumped out of his seat and got in front of the class

"Secret!" He climbed onto the teachers desk and pointed at the guy in the video "what are you hiding, dog man?! Tell me! Tell me!"

"Good luck, my fellow poop slices" the video then went to a warning announcer "candy made entirely of sawdust"

"A secret. Yes, of course, but what could it be? What?! What?! I must possess the secret prize!" The teacher growls at Zim as I get up and pull Zim back to his seat. Both of us sit down

"Miss Bitters, why don't they take the money they spend on candy and prizes and use it to buy decks?" Anthea asks after raising her hand first

"That answer wasn't in the video"