Love with an alien (Invader Zim ~Zim x reader~) (On Hold For Now)

Christmas special

Song: your a mean on, invader zim

Zim and me were outside in the snow doing some donation thing. Me holding the donation box, Zim dressed in a costume that's labeled 'human', Gir was tossing snow in his mouth, and minimoose was on my head

"Stink! Stink! Stink! Stinking humans! Except my love pig" Zim turned to Gir "watch my dog eat snow! You! Watch the snow eating!" Zim then got angry "argh! The amazing snow eating trick isn't working! The filthy, horrible humans aren't giving us any earthmonies! We need earthmonies to appear as normal earthpigs!" Gir was making a gagging noise causing Zim to kick Gir so he'd stop "(y/n), How much have we earned?" Turning to Zim, I showed him we have $1.30, a sandwich, and for some reason a heart. He picked up the sandwich and sniffed it "tuna?! Tuna is worth nothing!" He tossed it away "why does no one give monies to Zim?"

"Some people just don't care, but look" pointing at a man in a Santa costume

"There! That grubby red human!" Zim grabbed minimoose from on top of my head and used it as a pair of binoculars to look through "he's taking all my monies!" Zim had his costumes jetpack kinda thing and crashed into sending them feet away. Once I got to Zim, I could hear what he said "you! Stop stealing all the--" he noticed another man and many others in a santa suit "hmm! Huh? Ohh! He's got reinforcements! They're everywhere! What are they?!" Zim stood next to me again as he was confused

"They are dressed as santa"

"Santa? Hmm"

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Now we were at the mall to see the santa I told Zim about. Gir was dressed as a little kid now as he went to go sit on Santas lap

"And what do you want, little boy or girl?" The santa man patted his head

"I wants me a barrel of floss, I wants me two balls of glue to be my friends, and I wants to go dancing naked, and I wants...and a chair made of cheese and a table made of cheese and a..." Gir just kept listing off so many things that the santa man was getting very annoyed

"Stop! No more! Get this kid away from me!"

That's when Zim spoke up as I stood next to him "my little child just loves you, and I just--now, Gir!" Gir moved as Zims suit sucked up the santa man "let's go before anyone notices!" Me and Gir sat on the shoulders of Zims costume and he waddled out of the mall

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Zim was typing on his alien computer, Gir again eating something, santa strapped down and I was just holding minimoose

"Argh! What is that?"

Zim turned to look at minimoose "oh, that's minimoose, my, uh...other sidekick. Yeah. Yep. Been with me the whole time"

"Mmmm-mmmm!" Santa tried reaching for some of the candy that Gir was eating. Zim saw and pushed a button making the man lean forward then started getting up close to him using his Pak legs "no candy for you, chub monster, until you tell me everything you know about these red bearded men who smell of ham and vomit!"

"Oh, you must mean santa"

"You are santa?" Zim asked confused

Walking up to the two so I can explain "no, no. They're just Santa's helpers"

"What the girl said"

"And you all report to this... santa?"

"Well, nobody's ever seen the real Santa, but the world over loves santa. And everyone waits with hope in their hearts for the day when he returns to his people"

"Everyone? Hmm" he then stood tall with his Pak legs "computer, drain the human's brain of all Santa knowledge!" A helmet was put on his head as Zim got back down to the ground and turned around towards a screen showing many things involving Christmas. Zim tilted his head on a certain part "'X- mas'? Hmm" he started to think and laugh