Double Trouble

Boogieman in my closet

"You are responsible for this turd. Now dearest grand-daughter fix it up," I said tossing the cell phone to Amy. A huge grin flashed on her face.

"Uh,huh! I am not finished yet lady. You gotta say what I want you to," I added before her troublemaker mind could do any further damage.

"If that's the case! Why don't you talk to him on your own?" Amy snapped,dropping herself on my bed and crashing in my Lilo and stitch's plushies.

"That's none of your business," I answered and gestured her to pick up the phone.

"Alison here! Um who? A Banana? Banana body?" Amy burst into laughter rolling on the bed before continuing,"Hey granns,apparently a banana wants to talk to you," She said in between her laughter and this time falling off the bed.

"What is he saying?" I asked embarrassed.

"That you stole his book and it was like important to him and for it,he got detention and he is gonna hunt you down because he is a part time assassin," She said dusting off her clothes as she stood up.

"Tell him I didn't steal his book," I said nervously fiddling with my fingers, averting my gaze.

"Hey banana! She didn't steal your book,you carb," She screamed into the phone. I couldn't help but facepalm. The amount of dumbness in her is surpassing every limit.

"Oh wait! I mean I didn't steal your book,you carb," She again screamed into the phone which was obviously hung up.

So, the breaking news is Alison brooks will be soon mauled to death by a banana! So fetch!

"My cheeks hurt from laughing. I am going out for a little walk. Coming granns?" She said massaging her cheeks and heading out leaving me with her freaky lizard which was staring at me with a look of disgust.

"What? Little creepy monster," I screamed at it. It gave me a cold stare in return revealing its tiny sharp fangs. Not gonna lie,I almost peed.

I totally forgot I was supposed to be mad at Amy for kicking Shane in the balls,for fixing my date with Jeremy and lastly messing up with banana.

Wait it was me! But I did it because of her. So yea count that too.

"What am I supposed to do?" I shrunk in the beanbag before I heard my walk-in closet making noises.

Great! This is what I always needed. A boogieman in my closet?

I gave out a jumbo sigh before hobbling towards my closet, opening it to reveal 2 middle-aged man and woman.

Don't tell me that you both got nasty in there!

"Mom!" The lady screamed and pulled me into a hug for which she had to bend because of her enormously tall physique.

"Matt?" The lady gestured for the man to do the same I guess. He just nodded and shook hands.

"Hold on! What the fuck is happening on here? I mean, yesterday a girl appeared all of a sudden in my room and claimed herself to be a grand-daughter of mine and now you both just walked out from my closet with this weird old lady calling me Mom?" I scowled.

"We can explain,mom"

Hearing a woman of my mom's age calling me mom is insane. How fucked up is that? I need my momma!

"See, our daughter just ran away with the time machine with the idea-" The matt guy was cut off by me,"Because she was grounded I know,"

They gave each other a confused expression before the woman turned to me,oh wait her name's Celine right? Yeah.

"No mom! She ran away because she wants dad out of your life,"

"Yes and she was looking for a right moment which she got when we were out by stealing the time machine from my lab breaking all the security barriers god knows how!. That kid's smart I tell you," Matt chimed in.

"What? Dad? Wait you mean Shane? And why would she do that?"

"Because he left you with me to raise on your own and married some slut named Andrea," Celine said with a sad expression.

"Oh man! I am gonna feed his man wood to dogs. How dare he?" Anger flared through my eyes.

"No mom! Please don't do that. You know Amy's and mine existence is only because of him and if you do anything. It will mess things up only!" Celine frowned but to be honest, she was being really selfish at this point.

"We just want you to convince Amy to come back home and not interfere with the things none of us can control," Matt exclaimed.

"Oh! Okay," I said after a long pause and they went from the same route they came. That is when I realised where the time machine was kept.

So my own daughter just ordered me like a parent!

A/N-

Dedicated to the beautiful bride of grim reaper. She is amazing. Go read her story 'dear death' which is just as amazing as her. :)