Double Trouble

Battle with Banana boy

“Seems like I got busted,” I gave a weak smile fighting off my tears while we were walking back to home along the dark lane. I wouldn't be surprise if a guy would pop out to kidnap us,well mostly me. I bet those kidnappers can't handle her lady balls.

“Oh Nana! Guys are poop. Just excrete them out of your life and you know,next thing you feel is heaven,” She said making an imaginary rainbow from her hand causing me to laugh like a mad cow grabbing attention of some high druggies on the way.

“You sometimes prove why you are my granddaughter,” I punched her lightly in the shoulder.

“So let's just leave this guy thing for a while and talk about...us,” She really made me feel better. To be honest, I was about fart a turd when Jeremy gave me that cold stare.

“Like confessions? Embarrassing moments? ” I said with an overly excited peppy voice.

“You first?”

“Okay I had this really embarrassing moment when I dated a guy and he gifted me a dildo on the date. I was mortified,” I did a face palm remembering that night.

“oh god! Okay my turn. I was on date with this really cute guy and I had a cold and when we were eating meal,a huge booger bubble came out and I had to rush to ladies room with my face covered and it was horrible and as you can predict,he didn't ask me out again,”

“I feel pity for you honey. Oh and I think your lizard have got a serious constipation,”

“No way granns! Actually it is a robot with audio and video recorder in built connected to my cell phone and it was a defence mechanism. It will always shit on Shane whenever he would come near by my granny,” She said proudly.

“Speaking of which,Amy I know whatever you are doing is for my own good but that doesn't mean I can just go on and fall in love with Jeremy...again. Besides he hates me,”

“I am not forcing you. Just give it a try. We'll work on Mission Jeremy from tomorrow on and oh I made up the banana's being an assassin part,” She winked and ran away.

I didn't even realize we reached home in all these talks. We followed the same procedure like morning. She went running to my room. I waited for some minutes and did the same.

Poor mommy.

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We reached the school with Amy dispersing in the crowd like as usual. I was about to step inside the building when I saw a guy with a steroid obsessed gigantic body and weird facial features and a rage face making his way towards me.

I gulped at the sight of him. He stopped merely inches away from my face.

“I challenge you for a battle,” well shit just got real!

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“Jeremy! Jeremy! Jeremy!” Amy ran towards Jeremy who was entering in school like a sloth. On seeing Amy,he gave her a ridiculous look.

“Calm your tits angry man! I am Amy,” Amy said as she panted furiously.

“What happened? ” Jeremy asked faking a I-don't-care look as he maintained his pace inside school.

“Its Alison! She got into a fight with Banana boy and all the students gathered and I don't know what to do. SAVE HER,” She screamed in his face grabbing his collar.

“Fuck man! That girl always gets herself in trouble.” He said and sprinted towards the sight which happened to be cafeteria only to find all the kids screaming like 'kick that ass'  and 'Beat the fuck out of him' it was a large crowd circling them.

He rushed towards them as the crowd got silent and made his way towards Alison who was on the floor whimpering...

A/N-

Short chapter;)

Next one will be long and filled with troubles: P Anyway it is dedicated to mikahrella and a shout out to her amazing book,the secret identity of a nerd. Too cute characters ^-^. Do read it :D

Thank you for reading everyone! You people are wonderful potatoes ^-^