Double Trouble

Hunting unicorns because YOLO

It was 5pm which means i had plenty of time to think about the things. Shit to be exact.

What to do with Shane,Jeremy and Amy! So I decided to call my personal fire brigade Liz. She had to move to a new town last year which refrained us from meeting each other but we promised to be in contact which didn't happen.

“Hey,” I said with anticipation on line as she picked up the phone after 5 tries.

“Who is it?” Her voice came. Clearly, she was furious.

“You dookie-head! You don't remember your best friend? It has been just..”

“3 months since you called. What else do you expect!”

“Fine I am sorry okay! Um there is an emergency actually,”

“I should have known. You farted on your date again?”

“What? Ew. No,you idiot! And I ate beans that day so you can't really blame me,”

“Whatever. So, what is it that you call an emergency,”

“Well I have a date with Jeremy tonight and oh I kicked Shane in the balls,” I terminated my quick rant choosing my word wisely.

I don't surely want her to think of me as a psychopath if I tell her about Amy which I won't Ofcourse.

“Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Calm your horses lady! Jeremy? Why? And as far as Shane is concerned,I don't give a fuck about him and his jerk face totally deserved it,” Her reply was so obvious. That guy was never really good to her ass.

“I can't tell you why yet! But I just want to cancel this date with Jer. Any ideas? How?”

“Okay weirdo! Just tell him it was a stupid bet,”

“It is not that easy,”

“Yeah? And it was easy when you cheated on him with Drake that night?”

“You know I never intended to do that,”

“I know but the fact is you slept with some random guy and ditched Jeremy,”

“Fine! I'll go with the bet thing,”

“That's my baby. Now repeat after me. I will be as normal as I can be,”

“I will be as normal as I can be..”

“In case,anything goes wrong. I will simply eat a cookie and not disturb poor beautiful and greek goddess Liz.”

“Ah you are one hell of a good friend. Aren't you dookie?”

“Love you too,”

With this,we hung up. This was the best thing yet disappointing about her that she was always so straight forward.

She would say what comes to her mind. Doesn't matter if it is gonna hurt a person or not.

But like she reminded, I remember that day which I still regret. We were in a party that night and probably someone spiked my drink and next thing i recall was a guy with a pig shit like face was on top of me,licking my face a insane pup and that's when Jeremy barged in. Talk about bad timing.

I couldn't forget the look on his face. We were best friends and then a couple and eventually so-called friend and then back to strangers.

He just said,'I couldn't trust you anymore but we can be friends' which was almost as fake as Andrea's boobs since we never really talked much other than some hello or what's up.

I never disturbed him again.

I stopped being an Aristotle when I glanced at the clock that screamed it was 6:45 pm already. 15 minutes to go!