"Noona?"
"What slut?"
"What does sex mean? Can I sex?"
"Look it up, we got the Internet for that, it's fucking 2019,"
Hybrid AU
Reader insert.
Comedy included.
Jungkook as a rabbit hybrid.
The protagonist as a bitch
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twatsSucMyPenis Came home to this roAcH at my doorstep. 👌 time to move
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JungHorsefuk I think you need to move either way JeSuS chrisT-
YoongiHasBigPecker bitch your house lOoks like shit. Last time I've been there, there wasn't a giant aSs hole in yoUr rooF!
JimThyAss this bitch skipped leg day everyday-
IAmTaeHungMySelf @ JimThyAss we all know you didn't skip leg day >u>
twatsSucMyPenis @ YoongiHasBigPecker Your usernAme is shiT! And whY did you use the word peCKer- thAt iTsnT it sis! Change that shIt! it makes me uncomfortable!
CumSuckJin hOUGh. I'm still waiting for you to send me nudes. like. Cum on slUt 💅💅 I didn't give you my number for nothin
NamAssHat I don't like this drama queen anymore ^^^ he smacked the straight bacc into me. Y/N I'm coming for your ass nOw 💦💦
YoongiHasBigPecker @ JimThyAss thicc bitch? Why are you here? Are you cheating on me agaiN?
JimThyAss Yeah bitch. I'm SlURPinG your friends asshole 👋👋
YoongiHasBigPecker jOkes oN yOu iM sluRpIng jUngKOOk'S ASShOle
JeonJungSlut4Y/N THATS MEEEEE!!
twatsSucMyPenis bitCh whAt? ShArE yOur loCatiOn righT nOw! 👀@ YoongiHasBigPecker
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I'm coming for that Yoonass. Thinking he can get away with sluRpIng all up on my mans anus. NOpe not gonna hapPen.
You run away, with of course jungkook following like a little slut he is for you, and yeets into Yoongi's house strangling him.
"HOe yOu BeTter nOt TouCH mY mANs aSShOle agAiN oR iLl shoVe an oPeneD biNder Up yOur rectUm!"
Yoongi was dyINg.
Jungkook was clapping while laughing.
You continue to strangle Yoongi.
"Do yOu uNderstAnd yOu lamP?!"
Yoongi didn't respond because he was dead 👌✨
"Oh- HeCc.... jungkook. Do you know how to hide bodies?"
Jungkook smirks and rubs his hands together "What's the point in hiding him? He has perfectly good legs, iM nOt lEtTinG thoSe gO tO wA- " Jungkook cit himselF off to screeches because he seen Yoongi sit up quickly.
"BiTch! I'm nOt deAd!"
You raise an eyebrow confused.
"What the hell?! What are you? A possum?"
Yoongi shrugs and stands up dusting the dirt off his clothes. "DamN why is my floor so dirty? Also, I didn't touch JungkOok's aSShOle, Okay?! I was only getting bacc at Jimin."
You nod understanding. "Are you even gay?"
Yoongi sighs and shakes his head "no..."
"I knew it!" You shout with a smirk.
"I'm bi."
"Oh-"
"WeLp Imma go back home and stuFf. Jungkook, come with me. I'm lonely." You ask while stretching.
Jungkook gasp and jumps on you making you screech. "JUNGKOOK WHAT THE HELL! NO!"
"You said cum with you, Noona!"
Yoongi watches intensely. "Please continue, ill get my camera."
________________ LMaoOoaoaooO the next chapter wiLl bE greAT
JEsuS tHis stOry doesnT mAKe seNsE BuT I alwAys enjoY writinG iT
