The New Girl (Jim Halpert X Reader)

Chapter 10

"I have a better idea" Dwight said with a devilish smirk on his face

"What is it?" I asked him

"Fire ants in his pants?" Kevin asked

"Sending me out to have my fun with him for a while?" Meredith winked

"Framing him for a murder he didn't commit?" Creed asked

"Break his kneecaps?" Ryan asked

"Get his phone and delete the photos? Did no one else think of that?" Dwight asked us

I smiled at Dwight and looked to Jim. I could tell he was already planning on how to do this without getting caught. 

"Okay,  we have everyone go out except for Y/n and Andy. You stay here in the annex. Everyone just crowd around Cody and distract him" Jim said

"How?" Phyllis asked

"Ask him annoying questions about the law and stuff" Jim shrugged

"While he's distracted...Dwight will pickpocket him. Can you do that?" Jim looked to Dwight. Dwight was smirking

"Can a Shrute man pickpocket a lawyer? Do my cows only like to be milked with gently hands on a Sunday morning?" He asked us

"I-I honestly don't know the answer to that" Jim said

"Yes" Dwight nodded, still smirking

"Great! While you do that I'll talk to Michael. We can't let this guy be a client anymore. He's a jerk and I don't feel comfortable with him being associated with Dunder Mifflin" Jim said

"So why did you even take him on as a client?" Angela asked

"I don't know. I didn't think he'd do this" Jim said

"You took him on even though you knew he was Y/n's ex. You're the jerk!" Kelly said

"Okay, calm down. I don't blame Jim. It's fine. Let's just get this guy out of here" I said

"Alright! Let's go" Oscar clapped. He was really into this idea. Andy and I stayed back while everyone else filed out to the main office. I sat down at Toby's desk and Andy sat in the chair Jim was sitting in

"Why him?" Andy asked

"Huh?" I asked him

"Why Tuna? Over me? What is it about me that drives women away?" Andy asked me. My heart broke for him. He was clearly a lonely man

"Jim and I are friends" I chuckled

"Stop. I've seen the way you look at him. Like he's some kind of handsome funny God or something. Your attention is his basically 24/7" Andy said

"Look...yes...I may pay attention to Jim a lot..but it's because we are friends!" I said

"Don't lie to me. I see the way he looks at you too. Like your some Goddess or something" Andy said

"God and Goddess?" I asked him

"If I saw a Greek God or Goddess I'd be in awe. I'd never take my eyes off of him or her. I'd obsess over them and want to be around them 24/7. Like you and Jim are with one another" Andy said

".....can you keep a secret?" I asked Andy

"Nope" he said

"I'm gonna tell you anyway...I do like Jim. But he only likes me as a friend. It has nothing to do with you, Andy. You and Jim are very different people. Not everyone has the same taste in men. You'll find someone who falls in love with you" I said