The New Girl (Jim Halpert X Reader)

Chapter 20

Fucking Pam

I sat in the break room and ate from the box of heart shaped donuts that Dwight brought me. Pam had taken over the conference room and Jim's attention. Mose, Kelly, and Dwight sat around the small circular table with me and picked at the donuts

"I can't believe she's back. Why is she even back?" Kelly said as she put piece of a donut in her mouth

"Pam wouldn't have come back. She shouldn't have come back..Hmmm... What if it's a clone??? Mose, clone protocol, Now!" Dwight harshly said to his cousin. Mose jumped up out of his seat with a scared look on his face. I grabbed his wrist and pulled him back to his seat

"I highly doubt Pam's a clone. She's probably just visiting" I said as I stared at the box. I can't believe Jim just...dropped me for her? He didn't even wait for the full answer... Kelly sighed and slid a piece of paper towards me

"What's this?" I asked as I picked it up and looked at the numbers written on it

"Well, I decided to make sure you had an option if this whole Jim thing didn't work. It's Harry's number" She said

"Harry? Like, the guy from the obstacle course?" I asked as I raised an eyebrow

"The man responsible for almost killing Y/n with his pathetic buckling abilities???" Dwight asked her

"Yes. He was totally into you and maybe it's time to let this crush you have on Jim die down. He clearly isn't giving you his full 100. Never be with a guy who doesn't give his full 100" Kelly said as she leaned back and crossed her arms

"I agree" Dwight said as he also nodded

"Didn't you help Jim plan this??" I asked Dwight

"Yes, because I thought he was serious about this. Turns out, he isn't. You aren't emitting your female scent hard enough" Dwight scoffed

"Dwight" I sighed

"You have a biological clock inside and those eggs aren't getting any younger. You need to reproduce and fast or it'll be too late. Let me do it" Dwight stood up and grabbed his belt buckle

"Dwight!" I yelled at him. He sat back down and grabbed a donut

"What's with everyone wanting Jim and I to have kids??" I asked him

"Ugh, I want kids because no period" Kelly said as she ate another piece of her donut

"That's the only plus side to being pregnant. Fuck periods" I said

"I disagree" Dwight raised his eyebrows

"Excuse me? Did a man just say he disagrees about something in a conversation about periods?" Kelly asked me. Mose quickly nodded his head yes

"I wish I could menstruate. If I could menstruate, I wouldn't have to deal with idiotic calendars anymore. I'd just be able to count down from my previous cycle. Plus I'd be more in tune with the moon and the tides." Dwight shrugged

"Interesting. But that isn't how it works for some of us. Mines completely random and I'm so not in tune with the tides and moon" I rolled my eyes

"Enough gross talk. Call him" Kelly said as she pointed to the paper

"No. I need to give Jim a chance still. He hasn't really done anything wrong. I'm just sensitive and a huge baby so everything hurts my feelings" I said as I pushed the paper away

"Did I interrupt anything?" I heard Pam giggle from the main office

"Oh, shoot! Y-Yeah. Hold on" Jim laughed as he began walking to the break room. He didn't seem too concerned about her interrupting us.. He stood next to the table and smiled at me