the joking hero (May end up getting a rewrite)

here we come

"woah... WHAT'S GOING ON?!" urakura exclaimed at the MASSIVE crowd of people blocking the exit for class 1-A. "there's no way out. what are they even here for" asriel asked. "scoping out the competition. duh, goat boy" baka-go explained, "we're the kids who survived a villian attack, so it makes sense they'd want a look before the sports festival. no point though. move aside, cannon fodder". "can we please not resort to calling those we don't even know 'cannon fodder' " lida asked. "seriously, lida, stop tryna stop him. it ain't gonna work" izuku said.

izuku looked towards bakugo, and saw that there might as well be a war going on. "nope, too lazy to deal with this. have fun you guys" izuku said, taking a few steps, then dissapearing from sight.

narrator: determined to give it their all, each of them prepared in their own way. and those two weeks flew flew right by.

"midoryia" todoroki said. "yeah. todoroki?" izuku asked. "objectively speaking, I'm stronger than you. more capable. "yeah, sure. why not?" izuku said. "all might has his eye on you, doesn't he. now I'm not about to pry into why that is, but... I will beay you" todoroki said. "ooh, a declaration of war from the strongest in the class?!" kaminari said. "hey man, why pick a fight now?! we're about to go on-" "i don't really care, I'm not pretending to be anyone's friend, here" todoroki interrupted. "todoroki, I'm not sure why you feel the need to give people the cold shoulder. to tell me that your stronger. you're clearly stronger. i can't measure up to anyone's endurance, so im not as strong. even if we take endurance out of the picture, you'd still probably win" izuku said. don't be so negative midoryia,no need-" "but. I'm not gonna sit back idly, twiddlin' my thumbs. everyone here is gonna give it their all, so i will too" izuku proclaimed. "... right" todoroki said.

then everyone walked onto the field in style, as if they were in a fanfiction, manga, or anime of sorts.