Group Therapy | BTS OT7

g r o u p c h a t | o n e

Sunshine
Hi, this is Hoseok and I hope we become great friends!

Unknown
This is Worldwide Handsome and I'd rather kill myself than befriend a horse faced freak

Unknown
That burn must sting like a bitch
Also this is Jeongguk

Unknown
This is Jimin and Hoseok doesn't look like a horse!

Seokjin
Wow the trolls are defending each other

Unknown
This is Namjoon, please stop blowing up my phone

Unknown
This is Yoongi and I agree, I'm trying to sleep and you guys are fucking up my schedule

Seokjin
You should thank us for waking your lazy ass

Unknown
This is Taehyung and he has fucking Narcolepsy, he probably has to keep his schedule to function dickhead

Seokjin
Wow the spaz doesn't stutter over text

Taehyung
Wow the egomaniac is as insufferable over text as he is in person
Kudos for the consistency

Jeongguk
Yikes
That was a good burn too

Sunshine
Stop fighting!

Namjoon
I am organizing my sock drawer and I swear if you guys don't fucking stop

Jeongguk
What?
You gonna hurt us?
You can't even touch us without freaking out

Namjoon
Not my fault you guys don't know what soap is
Or an iron

Seokjin
Oh go back to your fucking socks nobody cares

Jeongguk
I agree

Taehyung
Of course the assholes agree

Seokjin
Excuse me?

Namjoon
He means that it's a common consensus that you and Jeongguk are the biggest assholes in this group

Jimin
Yep

Seokjin
Wow, the jealousy coming from you guys is insane
Just because I'm more handsome doesn't mean you have to insult me to feel better about yourselves

Jimin
Everyone is really handsome!

Seokjin
Oh shut up fatty

Sunshine
Stop it!

Seokjin
Or what?
That's what I thought

Taehyung
Oh go choke on a dick you twat

Namjoon
Guys
My fucking socks aren't organized yet
Shut up

Jeongguk
Just mute the group chat retard

Namjoon
I can't

Seokjin
I thought you were some genius
But you can't even work a phone?
Pathetic

Taehyung
Oh my gosh Jin shut the fuck up nobody wants your irrelevant opinions

Seokjin
Can it Twitchy
I never knew a retard could be as mouthy as you

Jeongguk
Alright it's not amusing anymore
Shut the fuck up

Seokjin
Ooo edgy boy is feeling feisty

Jimin
Ugh
I don't see what good this will do
I'm already over this

Sunshine
The psychiatrist said it is so we can vent to each other and support each other when we aren't in therapy

Seokjin
I don't want to support any of you though

Yoongi
I JUST WANT TO FUCKING SLEEP

Taehyung
Sorry Yoongi :(

Yoongi
It's fine Taehyung
I'm just tired

Seokjin
If you kill yourself you never have to sleep again

Yoongi
Wow
Thanks for the tip
🙄

Seokjin
Anytime 👌

|

Well then

This type of chapter will get better as the story progresses, I just wanted to show a bit of the characters' personalities