（ BEAUTIFUL ）― b. katsuki

bts of bakugou && (y/n)

Pissed of cuddles:

Bakugou: "How much longer are we gonna stay like this??"

You: "Just a tiny bit longer,"

*1 hour later*

Bakugou: "I can't feel my fucking body let me go bitch,"

Hanahaki Disease:

Bakugou: "Why the fuck am I doing sad and depressing shit?"

Male You: "Because author-kun said so, I guess she was just in the mood,"

Me: *crying in the corner*

First Base:

Bakugou: "I'm not fucking doing this! I'm only 16 you fucking thirsty bitch!"

Me: "eXcUse mE?!? You're not doing anything! maybe later on tho" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Make-up:

Bakugou: "Why the fuck isn't this coming off?!? It's supposed to just be eye shadow!"

Me: "You're doing it wrong bakahoe!"

child you: "huehuehuehuehue,"

*TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES*

When I Was Your Man [part 1 & 2]:

Bakugou: "Well this is fucked up shit,"

You: "Will it describe the s** scene?"

Bakugou: "Why the hell is s** blurred out but not fuck?"

Me: "Because I want it to be you asshat of a husband,"

Bakugou: "Husband!?!?!?"

Me: "oH sHit"

*TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES*

I wished you liked boys [Part 1 & 2]:

Male You: "That's gay,"

Me: "It's supposed to be gay,"

Bakugou: "But I'm not gay,"

Me: "Oh shut up, you got a gay ass for kirishima!"

Male You: "Then how is he your husband?"

Me: "Well it's clear.... he's just bisexual,"

Dog Addictions:

Werewolf Bakugou: "Why am I so soft in this?"

Me: "Because you are soft,"

You: "Also because your little ears are soft too,"

Werewolf Bakugou: "Both of you shut the fuck up,"

You & Me: *iNtEnSe OWO*

Didn't Expect That:

Male You & Bakugou: "This is shit,"

Me: "I know"

Me: *cries in the corner*

Deal:

Bakugou: "When are we getting rid of the mutt?"

Sibling You: "We're not?"

Bakugou: "I said I'd buy it for you, not that you can keep the moving hairball,"

Me: "We gotta do something cause it's shitting all over my computer and phone,"

*TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES*

bad guy:

Male You & Bakugou: "again, this is shit,"

Me: "i'M soRrY!"

wish you were gay:

Bakugou: "What kind of shit is this?"

You: "I don't get it,"

Me: "It's because your a noob-"

You: *cries*

Comments: "biLlIe eYeLasH 👁 👄 👁 "

Me: *screams out of fear*

*TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES*

Annoying:

Everyone: *watches the cat*

Bakugou: "Fucking annoying,"

Accidental Confession:

Bakugou: "Again take into account I'm fucking 16-"

Me: "No you're not! You're anything I want you to be,"

You: "Well okay then,"