The Book Of IDOLiSH7, TRIGGER, Re:Vale, and ZOOL Oneshots

BanYukiMomo (Fluff AU)

(A/N): I'm screaming to the void right now. These. Three. Are. So. Cute!!!!! Again, calling Banri 'Ban' and the AU is set in the future. They have children! Twins! I took the twins from an A03 author, so credit to them. The girl is Kiyoshi and the boy is Aiko. >w< I bet they look just like their parents!!! AND. THE. CROSSDESSING!!!!!

"Momo. Ban. Help me."

Yuki's voice was muffled, the product of two four-year-old twins giggling and playfully pouncing on him.

"You're on your own, Yuki." Ban laughed, crossing one leg over the other. He hid an amused smile behind his hand. Yuki glared at him, betrayed.

"Both of you, stop that," Momo scolded, although his tone was just as amused as Ban's smile. Yuki thought it sort of cut the effect, but nevertheless, sweet Momo was coming to his rescue.

"Sit in his lap instead," Ban advised.

If Momo was angel sweet, Ban was being devil mischievous.

However, having the twins sit in his lap was far better than them jumping all over him. Yuki sighed and patted his children on their heads, resuming putting his hair up. Like he'd been doing before he'd gotten brutally attacked.

But the twins remained undeterred.

"Book!" Kiyoshi demanded.

"Story!" Aiko ordered.

Yuki clicked his tongue. "Ask Ban," He said, pointing where the other was sitting across from him. "Go pick out a book with him."

Ban rolled his eyes skywards as the twins gleefully squealed and leapt into his lap, clamoring for a book and a story. He directed the twins to the bookshelf, where they fought over what to make Ban read.

Yuki grinned triumphantly at Ban, done putting his hair up. It was in a bun, only the dyed white bit out. They'd learned early on that the twins were hairpullers when they napped. Ban always left his in a ponytail, though, out of habit.

After a few more moments of squabbling, the twins proudly presented Ban with a binder. Well, Aiko did it proudly, probably because he'd won.

"That's not a story," Yuki pointed out, a pouting Kiyoshi crawling into his lap. "Go put that back."

Aiko shook his head stubbornly. "Read it!" He declared, shoving the binder at Ban. Ban sighed as Momo exclaimed.

"Oh! That's our photo album!"

"Foh-toh al-buhm?" Kiyoshi said, curiously peeking from Yuki's lap. "What's that?"

"It's a big book of pictures," Yuki explained patiently, "See, this one's about us."

Momo eagerly sat down as Ban pointed to the cover. "See, this is what your mother and other father were called when they still performed."

"I'm not that old yet," Yuki retorted as the twins squinted at the printout slipped into the front pocket of the cover. Their expressions brightened.

"Re:Vale!" They declared happily. Momo beamed. Yuki knew he'd taught the twins the meaning behind the name as soon as they were able to speak.

"That's right," Ban said, opening the binder and pointing to a picture, "See, that's your other father in high school."

Yuki scowled. In the picture his hair was short compared to how it was now, at chin length, and he was wrapped in a scarf. The background was blanketed in snow, and he held a cup of steaming coffee in his hands. He was glaring at whoever was taking the picture - presumably Ban.