The Book Of IDOLiSH7, TRIGGER, Re:Vale, and ZOOL Oneshots

ŹOOĻ (No Relationship AU)

“Hey Toma, I want a dragon!”

Toma sighed. “Dragons aren’t real, Tora.”

“A tiger, then?” Torao said hopefully. Toma shook his head.

“What are you two idiots talking about?” Haru said, popping out of his room, “Are we getting a pet too?”

Toma raised an eyebrow. “ ‘Too’?” Haru glared at him.

“IDOLiSH7 got a puppy,” He said defensively, “Yotsuba was showing me pictures at lunch.”

“Oh?” Torao said, “I thought you hated them, Haruka. And now you’re jealous?”

“Am not!” Haruka said angrily, lunging at him. Toma sighed and held him back.

Minami laughed from his seat where he’d watched the scene unfold serenely. “Would you like to adopt a pet, Isumi-san?” Haruka stubbornly nodded. Minami looked at Toma. “Well, what do you say, Inumaru-san?”

“Why does Toma get a say in this?” Haru whined.

“He is our leader,” Minami pointed out. Haru pouted.

Toma sighed. “I actually wouldn’t mind if we got a pet,” He confessed. Torao perked up.

“Tiger?” He said hopefully. Toma shook his head.

“Tigers aren’t pets, Tora,” He said, “Besides, we don’t have the means to keep one, anyways.”

“Rabbit?” Haru butted in. The room went silent.

“I will never, ever, ever,” Minami hissed, “House one of those little spawns of Satan.”

Toma swallowed. “Wouldn’t dream of making you, Mina.”

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Haru looked away. “It just- it looked so sad there, I couldn’t leave it-”

Toma sighed. “You better hide it before Mina gets back from his photoshoot.”

Haru perked up and dashed to his room, cardboard box in his arms. “Can we keep it?” He yelled excitedly.

“Keep what?” Torao said flatly, coming out from his room. Haru proudly showed him the cardboard box. Torao raised an eyebrow.

“I’m not going to help you when Minami tries to kill you,” He said. Haru glared at him.

“I’m not going to help you when someone’s poisoned your skin care products,” He shot back, closing the door to his room. Haru set the box down and sat, hugging his knees close. “Minami’s not going to kill me, right?” He mumbled.

The cardboard box and its occupant offered no response.

Haru groaned and pulled out his schoolwork. He frowned. Usually Minami helped him with the problems he didn’t get, but he was at a photoshoot right now.

So Haru was on his own.

But he’d zoned out the whole day. Barely anything made sense on his worksheets. So his options were to humiliate himself and ask Toma for help or humiliate himself more and ask his classmates for help. Hee almost caved before he remembered that to get to Toma, he’d have to pass the kitchen.

The kitchen.

His desire for sweets won out in the battle with not having his groupmates know he really wasn’t paying attention. Haru got up and out of his room, raiding the kitchen for cookies as he went to find Toma.

He found him in the living room, on the couch and scrolling through his phone. Torao was nowhere to be seen.

“Hey, Toma,” Haru demanded, “Help me.”