The Book Of IDOLiSH7, TRIGGER, Re:Vale, and ZOOL Oneshots

Nanase Riku & Isumi Haruka (No Relationship)

(A/N): Requested by cakeetearsxx! Was there a time when Toma hung out with IDOLiSH7? Also I have absolutely no knowledge about gatcha games.

"I wonder how we got in this position," Haru deadpanned.

Riku nodded. "I wonder. . ."

"Did that stupid Toma give you an invitation too?"

"Oh yeah! Toma-san said to come here!"

Haru sighed and facepalmed. "Then we're here for an hour."

Riku nodded. "Do you wanna talk, Haruka?" Then he looked puzzled. "Is it okay if I use your first name?"

Haruka groaned and nodded. "Stupid Toma, locking us here! I bet he's listening in through the door."

"That is something Toma-san would do, wouldn't he?"

"By god, yeah he would. Let's rant at him and see if he'll let us out."

"Rant?"

"Yeah, rant, like say annoying things about him."

"Oh!"

"Yeah, like, he's really annoying and he mothers me all the time, can you believe it."

"He's always watching me too! Like, if I just cough once, he's all there with my inhaler! I can do it myself!"

"Same! I can't even have a cookie anymore with getting yelled at! Seriously!"

"And all I wanted was some omurice! And then all of a sudden he makes this huge dinner! Like I'm going to eat ten plates of food!"

"I know right?!?!"

"He's almost as bad as Iori!"

"Oh no don't get me started on Izumi Iori. He's all smart and it's the most annoying thing in the world! Like, no, I didn't want to know what two-hundred fifty-two multiplied by six-hundred one was!"

"And he's always nagging me! Nanase-san be careful this, Nanase-san don't push yourself that! Seriously!"

"Like, no I didn't want to know the most intriguing political debate going on right now! I just wanted to eat my lunch in peace!"

"I can't even walk two steps without Iori at my side, asking if I want warm milk and honey or if I need my inhaler! No, I don't need my inhaler!"

"But you accept the warm milk and honey?"

"Well, it's good! Try it sometime! It's really nice when you have a cold!"

"Maybe I will."

They're silent for a bit, before both Haruka and Riku sigh. "What are we even going to do for an hour," Haruka said, bored, "There's nothing even in here!"

Riku perked up. "I have my phone!"

"Oh, yeah." Haruka dug around his pockets until he found his. "I have mine too."

"I just got this new game too! Do you wanna see?"

"A gatcha game?" Haruka scoffed. "Those are for girls."

"No, it's really fun! It's a battle gatcha!" Riku argued, "Here! I'll download it for you!"

Grudgingly Haruka gave Riku his phone. They waited for a few moments for the game to download before Haruka opened it. "So, what do you do."

"Well, there's a tutorial that you can follow! Play for a while and you'll get it!"

Following Riku's words was a lot of tapping, frustrated exclamations, explaining, and gasps. By the end of the tutorial Haruka was beyond impressed.

"God, this thing is amazing!!"

Riku beamed proudly. "See, what did I tell you!"

"I still think gatcha games are for girls," Haruka retorted, not lifting his eyes from the screen.

"But you just said this one was amazing!" Riku protested.

"Yeah, I did," Haruka said, "Now give me your friend code. I want that SSR."

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Hours later Riku and Haruka were still engrossed in the game, despite the fact that they could leave. (They actually could have left the whole time, it wasn't like the doors were locked or anything)

"Arrgh! Team up with me! I need to defeat this freaking thing!"

"Hang on a- wait I got the SSR!!!"

"Wait, WHAT?! The new one?! Damn it I wanted it!!"

"Ah help me I'm dying!"

"Well help yourself I'm dying here too!"

"Wait where's the save point?!"

"Ah I'm running out of battery!"

"Well I don't have a charger!"

"I don't either! Aren't you running out too?"

"Yeah so where's the save point?!"

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"God," Haruka sighed, collapsing on his back, "That was fun."

"See!" Riku said, collapsed beside him, "It was fun!"

"It was only because I didn't have anything to do," Haruka said defensively. Riku grinned.

"But you still had fun!" He said happily, "That's what matters!"

Haruka huffed. "Yeah, but now I can't call Minami to come pick me up."

"Oh, right." Riku fiddled with his own phone. "And there's no one to pick me up, either..."

"How much cash do you have?" Haruka asked, sitting up. "If we need to use a pay phone and eat convience store food we need to pool our money."

"Uh." Riku dug through his pockets and dropped a few paper bills. "That's it." Then he brightened. "Oh! And the credit card Iori gave me for emergencies!" He pried off the case of his phone and proudly presented the credit card taped to the inside.

"Seriously," Haruka deadpanned, throwing his own paper bills into the small, pitiful pile, "Should have said that earlier." He stood up and picked up his phone and their money. "Now let's leave."

Riku nodded. "I want warm milk and honey!" He declared.

Haruka tried the handle of the door and almost fell over when it opened easily. "It wasn't locked?! Are you kidding me?! We could have left this whole time?!"

Riku groaned. "For hours?!"

"Damnit Toma, you won't live to see the light of day," Haruka growled, almost storming out of the building. Riku followed, a disappointed expression on his face.

Outside, the road stretched both ways. It was completely empty.

"Damnit, we'll have to find a pay phone after all," Haruka grumbled, stopping. "Do you-"

Suddenly a car came around the corner and pulled up. The driver's seat window rolled down and Toma cheekily grinned at them. "Hey Haru, Riku. Did you two have fun?"

"I'm not a kid at daycare!" Haruka nearly shouted, jabbing a finger at Toma. "I deserve an explanation!"

The passenger's door opened and Iori came out. "Nanase-san, how was it?"

Riku's eyes teared up and he ran at Iori, jumping onto him and clinging to Iori like a baby koala. "You left me!" He wailed.

"See, why can't you be like that, Haru."