The Book Of IDOLiSH7, TRIGGER, Re:Vale, and ZOOL Oneshots

Iori x Tenn x Riku (Fluff AU)

(A/N): Just before I started writing this I watched a video of the IDOLiSH7, TRIGGER, Re:Vale, and ŹOOĻ seiyuus and it took be a few moments to realize they were playing rock-paper-scissors with the watcher. It was fun! (Also this is labeled as AU because technically the three of them live together)

"Hmph!"

"Tenn-nii, Iori, please!" Riku pleaded, "Won't you both just get along?"

Iori sniffed. "There's no way I could ever get along with him."

Tenn snorted. "I could say the same to you, Izumi Iori."

Riku's imaginary puppy ears and tail dropped. "I'll just go read then..." He mumbled, trudging to the bedroom, "Maybe I'll take take a nap..."

Iori and Tenn waited until the door closed until they turned to each other. Tenn opened his mouth to say something but didn't get the chance, Iori's lips already over his. Their fingers laced together, and Iori tilted his head a little bit, since he was taller.

The kiss was short and sweet, but no less filled with passion. They broke apart, cheeks flushed and panting. Iori smiled softly, and Tenn shot a smug one back in return. Their mouths found each other again, and this time they didn't break apart for a while.

Meanwhile, Riku had his ear pressed to the door. Of course he knew that Iori and Tenn did things behind his back, but he didn't understand why they were both keeping it a secret from him! Whenever he wasn't present, or if he was asleep, or even if he turned away for one second, they'd show each other affection and spring apart when he came back. He didn't get it! Sure, both of them were prideful people, and had a workaholic/perfectionist combo thing going for each of them, but really!

Riku just really, really wanted them all to really get along.

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Thus, Riku had plans to execute. He'd spent all of his "nap time" plotting.

So here went Plan One.

"Tenn-nii, Iori!" Riku said cheerfully, banging open the door, "I wanna watch a movie together!"

Iori and Tenn both looked at him dubiously from opposite places on the couch - although Riku knew they'd just sprang apart. "A movie?" Tenn echoed.

Riku nodded, smiling. "Yeah! Can we?" He made the puppy eyes, knowing that both Iori and Tenn couldn't say no to him like that. Iori sighed.

"Of course, Nanase-san," He said, "Please, go choose a movie."

"Yay!" Riku bounced towards the TV, which was where they kept the movies. "Thank you, Iori, Tenn-nii!"

"I'll get the snacks," Tenn volunteered. Riku snook a peek over his shoulder and caught nothing out of the ordinary - Iori, coming out of the bedroom with blankets, and Tenn, passing him on his way to the kitchen. He pouted and went back to shuffling through the movies.

By the time Riku had picked out a choice between Ainana Police or Ainana Academy (Iori had actually seen what he was doing and intervened, so instead he'd picked Nemesis, Yamato's drama with GOOD NIGHT AWESOME), Iori and Tenn were ready on the couch. He put the DVD in the player and bounced back over, diving into his usual spot between Tenn and Iori. Tenn's arm wrapped around his waist, and Iori's fingers threaded through his hair. Riku smiled and made a happy sound, content to watch the drama and keep an eye out for acts of affection between Tenn and Iori.

Within ten minutes, though, Riku was completely enraptured with Nemesis and Iori and Tenn shot each other a knowing look. Casually Iori draped an arm over the back of the couch, and Tenn stretched and yawned, dropping his arm over the back of the couch. For the rest of the night, after Nemesis was over and they all fell asleep, they held hands.

And poor Riku missed it.

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After Plan One had failed - meaning, the main plan had failed - Riku proceeded to pull out Plan Two, the backup plan. He'd pulled out all the stops to this one and planned on using his dirtiest tactics. Idol work wasn't for the weak, after all.

Riku suddenly looked up from his book with tears in his eyes. He sniffled, and immediately Iori and Tenn looked at him, alarmed. "What's wrong?!" They both said worriedly. Riku sniffled again.

"It's horrible!" He cried out, clutching his book to his chest, "Mize-chan just got rejected by Sho-kun!" He looked at Iori and Tenn tearfully. "Isn't that horrible?"

Actually, his book had nothing to do with romance. It was a fantasy book with Shirumi Mize the travelling witch and a cat she'd adopted named Sho who was actually a bakuneko, but Iori and Tenn didn't know that. Riku had just very cleverly used crocodile tears.

Riku sniffled again. "Isn't that horrible?" He repeated, "He hates her and she spent years pining for him! What if that happened to us?"

Iori tried to calm him down. "Nanase-san, there's no way I or Kujo-san could leave you in any circumstance."

"What Izumi Iori said, Riku," Tenn said, "We could never hate you."

"But- but what if-"

"What if what?" Tenn and Iori said worriedly.

"What if- what if-" Riku wailed, "Iori and Tenn-nii hate each other! What if-"

Iori and Tenn immediately understood what he was saying. "Look, Riku," Tenn said soothingly, hugging his twin, "That doesn't matter. You mean the world to me, and even if I fight him it doesn't mean I'll ever leave you."

"What Kujo-san said, Nanase-san," Iori said, coming over to Riku's other side, "We could never leave you, no matter the circumstances."

Riku sniffled. "A-all right..."

Internally he was still wailing, though. Plan Two had failed.

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Riku sighed and climbed into bed. His plans had all failed! Maybe he'd think of something else, but not right now. He was tired...

Just as his eyes fluttered shut Riku caught Iori and Tenn slipping into bed with him. They looked at each other fondly, then Iori kissed Tenn's cheek and Tenn laced their fingers together. Riku's eyes snapped open.

"Tenn-nii, Iori, I saw that!"