The Book Of IDOLiSH7, TRIGGER, Re:Vale, and ZOOL Oneshots

Re:Vale (No Relationship (Sort Of) AU)

"Darling, where's Chika?" Momo yelled worriedly. He couldn't exactly go find the bird with his hands full.

Their hamsters were selfish, selfish creatures. They wanted all of Momo's love.

None of Yuki's.

"She's with me!" Yuki said, "Feeding Marshmallow!"

Momo sighed in relief. Sometimes, he thought, their home seemed to be overrun.

Even though they only owned a bird (Chika), a rabbit (Marshmallow), a snake (Choco), a betta fish (Raspberry), and two hamsters (Banana and Olive).

Alright now, Momo had to start from the top here.

Chika's was Yuki's, before Momo-and-Yuki Re:Vale. Like, back when there was still Ban-and-Yuki Re:Vale. She tolerated Ban, Momo, and okarin, but she loved Yuki. L O V E D. Nothing could stop her. End of story.

Marshmallow was a tiny baby bunny back when he'd been abandoned in a cardboard box at one of their concerts. They'd immediately taken him in, and ever since he'd grown and gotten really attached to them. Really.

Choco was a tiny snake they'd recently taken in. Momo's sister had found the neighborhood kids surrounding her curiously, and has asked Momo and Yuki to take her. They'd agreed, and Momo discovered that she only ate tiny mice. Even so, she was totally adored as the baby of the home.

Raspberry was a betta fish Yuki had - surprisingly - brought home on a trip to the pet shop. Momo had been startled but delighted when Yuki confessed he'd bought him because Raspberry reminded him of Taiyou no Esperanza. Now he happily swam around in a five gallon tank. Sometimes Momo secretly thought Raspberry and Chika conspired to kidnap his darling.

Banana and Olive were Momo's hamsters. He still couldn't remember where or when he'd gotten them. Sometimes Momo called them Ban and Okarin, after certain people. As above, they were selfish, selfish creatures; Momo didn't know why they adored him and not his darling - after all, Yuki was so handsome and smart and kind! - but they did.

Another thing Momo also didn't know was why all of their pets had food-related names (except Chika). It had sort of just. . . happened.

Gently Momo set Banana and Olive back in their hamster house - they chittered about the sad loss of Momo's warm hands - and went to feed Choco. The tiny snake watched as Momo prepped a tiny mouse and fed it to her. He cooed as she swallowed it.

Momo blew Yuki a playful kiss as he saw him go feed Raspberry, Chika on his shoulder. He gave Momo a small smile in return. Momo grinned as he went to wait on the couch.

After a few minutes Yuki joined him on the couch, minus Chika. He sighed tiredly, nearly collapsing on Momo's shoulder. Momo looked at him worriedly. "What's wrong, Darling?"

"Tired," Yuki mumbled, "Sleeping now."

"Let me help you to your room then," Momo said fretfully, "At least get a pillow, Darling!"

"Momo's right," Yuki mumbled sleepily, almost to himself, "Pillow." Before Momo could mentally congratulate himself on his victory, Yuki moved from leaning on his shoulder to having his head in Momo's lap. "Don't move, Momo," Yuki mumbled, promptly falling asleep.

Momo nearly had a panic attack. No! He wasn't worthy of being his darling's pillow!

Momo tried to steady his breathing as he flicked on the TV. Nothing interesting caught his eye, so he settled on watching a rerun of one of Yamato's dramas. He ran his fingers through Yuki's soft, silver hair as he watched.