A Prinxiety, Logicality & Dukeceit Book

The Sides at an Amusement Park

my family and i just got back from canobie lake park so have the sides as my inner thoughts/things my family said at the park

and yes this is inspired by 38fandom's sanders sides quotes 

Logan, a tired mom™

"No Roman we're not waiting an hour for the goddamn carousel."

"This line has moved approximately two centimeters."

"Virgil just gave Roman the most sappiest gay look."

"The worst thing I've seen today was several people enter a door labeling exit."

"Patton let's ride something else the line for the ferris wheel makes me nauseous." (patton could ride logan if you know what i mean- //gets hit with a brick)

"I really need to do my biology homework."

*angrily* "There's too much light pollution so I can't see the damn stars!"

"We did not drive up here for two hours for Virgil to spend all night on his phone."

Patton, an excited dad™

"The Roosters are closed we might as well go home."

"Oh my dog there's a dog!"

"Please behave yourselves when we get home I'll make some Easy Bake Oven whoopie pies."

"The ride isn't even scary you kids need to calm down."

"I'm really wishing you didn't point out the spider."

"Logan please stop screaming."

*drops a piece of popcorn* "NOOO Virgil I've lost a crucial part of the resistance."

"I don't know if I want to be Logan or marry him."

Roman, an overdramatic kid

*while on da vinci's dream* "PRIIIIINCE ALLLLIIIII-"

"MiNeCrAfT??"

"Oh my gods that girl has a DEH jacket I need it."

"This song sounds like it belongs in a Barbie movie."

*slams hands against bench* "I'M DEFYING GRAVITYYYYY" *screaming*

"Elsa will always live on in my heart."

*thinking about the one typo he made in his wattpad story*

*eating dippin dots* "FREEZE YOUR BRAAAAAIIIN."

Virgil, an Evillious Chronicles stan

"Can we go home now."

"Deceit where are you going the lines are this way."

"Allen Avadonia did not die for this shit."

"If I see another entitled parent I will scream."

"That hoodie looks so gay. I need to have one."

"Where's Dad he has my phone which has tumblr which has posts about EC."

*gets more scared by Deceit than the abstract concept of death*

"I put the gay in the Toragay Epidemic."

Deceit, a tired wine aunt and child hater™

"If another child nudges me I will elbow them in the face."

"Not even five minutes into the park and I've already seen a father tired of his kids' shit."

"Logan left us behind at both the teacups and the carousel I think he's trying to get rid of us."

"I could get a concussion and still think that Remus is up to something shady."

*waiting in line* "Step aside heterosexuals it's my turn."

"Why does no one else remember the one year after launching all the fireworks that the boat caught on fire?"

"That's right peasant separate your child's filthy hands from my lovely ones."

"Do these fucking people not know the meaning of 'Stop spinning?'"

Remus, a misbehaving kid

*sees powdered sugar on the ground* "CRACK!!"

"Look at the herd of thots."

"Gasoline scented popcorn is my favorite!"

"What if I yeeted my phone into the water?"

"WELCOME TO SEIZURE LAND!"

*wiping his hands on his pants* "I just did some hard drugs."

"I AM HEROBRINE!!!"

"I will Lysol your whole body."