To: ilikefood@gmail.com
From: smarterthanyou@gmail.com
Subject: re:dude my dude
lyrical dumbass inerra, you better not have said what i think you said. 'cause if you did. if you did. i'm gonna catch a flight & deck ur ass.
you do NOT get to go do stupid shit without me. that is NOT ALLOWED. breach of the best friends alliance. contract. agreement. whatever, the title is a work in progress.
you're an asshole, is what i'm trying to tell you.
To: smarterthanyou@gmail.com
From: ilikefood@gmail.com
Subject: re:dude my dude
oh my god tj
am i really supposed to be bored out of my skull for the next two years???? is that what ur saying??? not cool, my dude
not cool
To: ilikefood@gmail.com
From: smarterthanyou@gmail.com
Subject: re:dude my dude
HEY. look bitch. if i have to whither away, bein' the only cool person left in town, then you had better be fucking suffering.
otherwise you might do something stupid.
like forget me or. or something.
To: smarterthanyou@gmail.com
From: ilikefood@gmail.com
Subject: re:dude my dude
don't be crazy tj
there's not a day i don't think about you.
ur like. unforgettable.
ps: u have never been cool a day in your life.
To: ilikefood@gmail.com
From: smarterthanyou@gmail.com
Subject: re:dude my dude
that's sweet! doesn't change the fact that ur off having the time of your life and i am ROTTING AWAY. r o t t i n g.
re: ps: f u c k y o u. im cooler than you'll ever be.
To: smarterthanyou@gmail.com
From: ilikefood@gmail.com
Subject: re:dude my dude
oh my god tali.
maybe. did you ever consider. that possibly. possibly. the reason i'm doing/was doing stupid shit
is because
i needed to do something
so i could stop missing the fuck out of you? and home? and even AISHLYNN. you see that? i miss SHLYNN. the worst baby-sitter none of us need.
To: ilikefood@gmail.com
From: smarterthanyou@gmail.com
Subject: re:dude my dude
u ignored my ps. that means i win.
missing aish is pretty bad lyr. go get ur head checked. do it before you come home, too, healthcare is cheaper over there.
anyway.
i GUESS i can forgive you. but if u do something stupid and get hurt, and i wasn't there to laugh at you, imma be pissed.
To: smarterthanyou@gmail.com
From: ilikefood@gmail.com
Subject: re:dude my dude
im so glad to have earned your forgiveness.
and laugh at me??? really??? now who's the asshole? (hint: it's you)
also, got my head checked. 'parently homesickness makes you have weird, strange feelings about the subjects of home. whoddathunkit.
To: ilikefood@gmail.com
From: smarterthanyou@gmail.com
Subject: re:dude my dude
u better fuckin' be. bow and kiss my rings, motherfucker.
ur still the asshole lyr.
w o w. that was cheesy as fuck, i want you to know that. also i feel like that was less a diagnosis from a doctor & more one from ava. which. you know what? valid. tell her i said hi.
To: smarterthanyou@gmail.com
From: ilikefood@gmail.com
Subject: re:dude my dude
tali???? wearing JEWELRY??? who'd have seen the fucking day.
RUDE.
tell ur yourself, jackass.
To: smarterthanyou@gmail.com
From: ilikefood@gmail.com
Subject: re:dude my dude
WHEN I TOLD YOU TO EMAIL MY SISTER, THAT DIDN'T MEAN TELL HER TO HIT ME OVER THE HEAD, FUCK YOU
To: ilikefood@gmail.com
From: smarterthanyou@gmail.com
Subject: re:dude my dude
;)
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not RINGS per se, but look who got her ears pierced!!!!!!!!!!!
To: smarterthanyou@gmail.com
From: ilikefood@gmail.com
Subject: re:dude my dude
n i c e
how pissed is your dad?
wait
hold up
YOU'RE NOT EVEN 16. did you pierce your ears yourself???? all this talk about ME doing dangerous shit!
To: ilikefood@gmail.com
From: smarterthanyou@gmail.com
Subject: re:dude my dude
oh YEAH
i forgot to tell you
>:D
guess who's emancipated!
this girl
To: smarterthanyou@gmail.com
From: ilikefood@gmail.com
Subject: re:dude my dude
TJ
TJ WHAT THE FUCK
YOU CAN'T DROP A BOMB LIKE THAT OVER EMAIL
I WAS GOING TO SURPRISE YOU BUT LIKE
I CAN'T NOW
WE'RE COMING HOME, MOM'S TRIP THING IS OVER. & WHEN WE GET BACK YOU OWE ME A FUCKING EXPLANATION
To: ilikefood@gmail.com
From: smarterthanyou@gmail.com
Subject: re:dude my dude
!!!! i'll be waiting at the airport, dude my dude
explanations & sign in hand
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The Modern Queen
General Fictiona series of self-contained, though interconnected, stories set in a modern au of my high fantasy wip. The Martyr Queen. always complete. Photo was found on Unsplash, edited with Pixlr, and the title/author name were added on Phonto.
