In a world where giant transforming alien robots are merely a work of fiction, a group of friends try to escape their grim reality through the many media outlets the internet has to offer.
However, when they're suddenly thrust into a dimension that...
Lauren smiles wildly and and covers her ears in preparation.
"That one's my favorite, drove all the way from Alabamy"
"Go..." the word forms into a high pitched noise that takes out every glass window in the lot.
"Woah!"
"Whoa!"
Ron and Bobby exclaim as everyone ducks for cover. After it stops, they slowly rises from their crouched positions. Bobby looks around in horror as Lauren pats Bee's hood with a shit eating grin.
"Four thousand!" Bobby shouts shakily.
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Nicole walks down the dimly lit stairway with an ecstatic grin on her faceplate.
"I can't believe this is actually happening! I'm in the bloody Bayverse! Not only that, but I'm about to meet Primus himself!!" She squeals like a true fangirl.
*** 5 Minutes In
Nicole starts to sing in an effort to amuse herself on her journey down the eerily silent stairway.
"On the metal world of Cybertron There is a rockin' robot race Two warring tribes are laying waste To a once great shining place
Molten metal fires Dot the alloy and the chrome Sparks and twisted wires Paint the surface of our home
The Autobots are hunted By the cruel Decepticons The slaughter is directed By the evil Megatron This metal robo-Stalin Only has one equal foe So ready up your battle cry It's time to let him know...
Autobots... Transform... and
ROLL OUT!! We're gonna blow these stinkin' 'cons away ROLL OUT!! We're makin' a bigger mess than Michael Bay ROLL OUT!! They're gonna pay for tearin' up our home ROLL OUT!! Pedal to metal time to kick some chrome!
Starsceam is an idiot And Swindle is a phoney Grimlock's gonna squash you To beryllium baloney Bruticus got roid rage Metal muscles flex But he's weaker than a Witwicky Compared to Metroplex
Jazz is kinda ghetto Cause you gotta hit that market We're piloting the arc But we got nowhere left to park it Set a course for the stars Gotta leave the war behind Roll out to cosmos Let's see what we will find!
ROLL OUT!! We're gonna blow these stinkin' cons away ROLL OUT!! We're makin' a bigger mess than Michael Bay ROLL OUT!! They're gonna pay for tearin' up our home ROLL OUT!! Pedal to metal time to kick some chrome!
