I'm Not A Vampire - an Andley fanfiction

Impossible Miracles

**ANDY'S POV**
        I felt my jaw drop at the word 'pregnant'. "But I'm a guy!" I screeched. "I can't be pregnant!"
        "Yeah," Ashley nodded in agreement. "You're joking with us, right?"
        "No, I can assure you I'm quite serious," the doctor flipped through a few sheets of paper on his clipboard. "Mr. Biersack is two months pregnant. It's quite the scientific miracle, not only that you were able to become pregnant in the first place, but also that the baby is exceptionally healthy so far. It's shocking, considering the circumstances of the pregnancy, but it's somehow true."
        "But I'm not even fat!" I exclaimed, causing Ashley to start laughing hysterically. "Am I?"
        "Well, I'll give you two some time alone," the doctor said with a slight smile. "I'll return shortly."
        As soon as he'd left, I turned to Ashley. "Do I look fat to you?"
        "I don't think that's the point, babe," he chuckled, kissing my forehead.
        "I know," I sighed. "How is this even possible? I'm not a woman!"
        "I know you're not, Andy. It's like the doctor said, it's a miracle."
        "Understatement," I looked down at my stomach. "Do you...do you want to keep it?"
        Ashley frowned at me. "Of course, but only if you want to."
        I smiled and kissed him softly. "What the hell? Being parents could be fun."
        He pulled back and gazed into my eyes, grinning brilliantly. "I'm gonna be a dad."
        "Oh, no," I scowled teasingly. "I refuse to be made the woman here!"
        "I hate to break it to you, babe, but you're the one who's pregnant."
        "Shut up."
        Ashley laughed and hugged me tightly. "I love you, Andy."
        "I love you too, Ashley," I whispered, hugging back.
        Just then, the doctor walked back into the room. "Alright, well I think you two are all set," he said. "We'll just need to see Mr. Biersack again in about a month for a follow-up appointment, and again the following month for an ultrasound."
        "Thank you, doctor," I said, standing and walking out of the room, hand in hand with Ashley.

**AT THE HOUSE**

        "You're WHAT?!" Sammi gasped.
        "I'm pregnant," I repeated, feeling my face flush as I looked around the room at everyone's shocked faces. Ashley had herded everyone into the living room for the announcement, and we were now sitting on the couch, everyone else seated on the furniture around the room. 
        "But that's  not possible," Ronnie argued, looking at me as if he expected us to burst out laughing and scream "gotcha!"
        "Yeah, that's what I said."
        "We have no idea how this happened, but it did," Ashley spoke up. "We just thought we should tell you guys, since in around five months we're gonna have another tiny person running around the house."
        "I'm happy for you guys," Crissy smiled at us. "It's an awesome kind of bizarre thing to happen."
        "Yeah," Jinxx nodded in agreement, taking Sammi's hand as he said, "I love kids."
        Sammi looked at him, and I thought I saw her smile just a little. For once, she didn't pull her hand away from his. "So do I."
        "I'm cool with it too," Jake grinned at me. "Can I organize the baby shower?"
        "Hell no!" Crissy and Sammi gave him a look. "That's the girls' job!"
        Christian was peering at me oddly. "Where's it gonna come out of?"
        Everyone turned to him with equal disgust. "Eww!" Ronnie threw a pillow at him.
        "So," Crissy smiled at me. "What are you guys gonna name it?"
        I glanced at Ashley. "We haven't really decided that yet. We're waiting until we find out the gender and shit."
        "So when's that gonna be?" Sammi pressed us, obviously bursting with anticipation. 
        "In a couple months."
        "Well I personally can't wait," Jinxx laughed at Sammi's enthusiasm. 
        "Us either," Ashley kissed my forehead.