~ aѕĸ υѕ, мoғoѕ! ~ (Completed)

- wrong number -

Me: What the hell do you want?

BT Guy: Mrs Scarlett?

Me: What the hell do you want?

BT Guy: We're calling today to ensure your getting the best value in service BT have got an offer.

Me: Put this fucking phone call up you pissing arse and get me off this, this is an ex directory phone and that includes Fucking British Telecom.

BT Guy: Okay.

Me: We pay the fucking bills now GET THE FUCK off my phone line DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

BT Guy: I understand Ma'am.

Me: GOOD!

BT Guy: By

Me: Well make sure its FUCK IN WRITTEN DOWN

BT Guy: It's a...

Me: And DON'T ring me AGAIN

BT Guy: Okay.

Me: Otherwise I'll come and ring your SCRAWNY FUCKING NECK and I mean PHYSICALLY!

BT Guy: No problem,

Me: DO YOU COMPREHEND?

BT Guy: Yeah er ah all it takes ma'am is a couple of seconds....

!

Me: I TOLD TO YOU TO GO AND FUCK OFF!

BT Guy: No problem.

Me: DO YOU COMPREHEND?

BT Guy: Yep. No problem

Me: GOOD!

BT Guy: Thank you for you time

Me: DON'T EVER RING AGAIN!

BT Guy: Right thank your for you time then ma'am. Thank you for using BT. *Hangs up*

Phew!!

Jesus Christ Diane?

Could you do me a favor and listen to that last call for me please?