Jeff: Oh, Hello my beautifuls. You know how to make the babies? Well, I tell you everything. First I need a woman to demonstrate.
BEN, Zalgo, Masky, Laughing Jack: *appears in room*
Jeff: *frowns* These are not women, these are men.
Laughing Jack: I know how to do it.
Jeff: Oh, do you?
Laughing Jack: My mommy does it next to the fire. It makes her hot. Fire makes her babies.
Jeff: *laughs insanely* You idiot, that's not how you make babies.
Laughing Jack: *with tears in his eyes* Then how do you do it you meanie?
Jeff: Oh, I show you. First, we take the bagel and the doggy.
Zalgo: What do you do then?
Jeff: WHY DON'T YOU SHUT UP?!
Zalgo: *super frowny face*
Jeff: You take the doggy and...
*Jeff puts the bagel and doggy closer while Laughing Jack smiles as well as BEN while Masky blushes and Zalgo licks his lips.*
Jeff: AND YOU CHOP IT!
*Jeff chops the doggy and eats it while Masky is sad, Ben's spirit comes out, Zalgo is going to cry and Laughing Jack shakes his head back and forth.*
Masky: That's not how you do it.
Jeff: WELL THEN HOW DO YOU DO IT?!
BEN: Babies require lubrication. *Takes off his hat and pours blood all over his head*
Jeff: Now what genius?
BEN: we're supposes to rub together. *BEN and Jeff start to flail their arms around and BEN squishes Jeff's face.*
Zalgo: That's not how you do it.
All: Then how do you do it?
Zalgo: ... *smiles dumb*
Slender: *walks in* Hey guys, I'm home.
*Zalgo shoots him with a nurf gun*
Slender: Oh no, I'm pregnant. *Holds up a positive pregnancy test*
All: ohhhhhhhhhh. *Claps*
*Jeff takes a nurf gun and shoots BEN and laughs.*
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