~ aѕĸ υѕ, мoғoѕ! ~ (Completed)

JEEEEEEFFFF!

Slender: Jeffff, there's a dead human in our house.

Jeff: Oh, wow. How did he get here?

Slender: Jeffffff, what did you do?

Jeff: Me, I- I didn't do this.

Slender: Explain what happened Jeff.

Jeff: I never seen this person in my life.

Slender: Why did you kill this person Jeff?

Jeff: I do not kill people. That is, that is my least favorite thing to do.

Slender: Tell me what happened Jeff, before I got home.

Jeff: I was upstairs, (Okay) Sitting in my room. (Alright) Reading a book (Go on) and this guy walked in (And) so I went up to him and I stabbed him 37 times in the chest.

Slender: Jefffff, that kills people.

Jeff: Oh, wow. I didn't know that.

Slender: How could you not know that?

Jeff: I'm in the wrong place here. I suck.

Slender: What happened to his hands?

Jeff: What's that?

Slender: His hands. Why, why are they missing?

Jeff: Well, I kinda cooked them up, and ate them.

Slender: Jeffffff.

Jeff: Well I was hungry and when you crave hands.

Slender: Why on Earth would you do that Jeff?

Jeff: I was hungry for hands, give me a break.

Slender: Jefffff.

Jeff: My stomach was making the rumblies.

Slender: Jefffff.

Jeff: That only hands would satisfy.

Slender: Jeff, Jeffff, What is wrong with you Jeff?

Jeff: Well, I I kill people and I eat hands. That's, that's two things.