My Monkey King- Hero Is Back [Self Insert Story]

Bloopers [Bonus Chapter]

Inspired by the bloopers Pixar used to do for their movies. :3
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'Liuer's Father': That's right; The Great Sage will keep you safe. *hands Liuer the Sun Wukong doll* There, there, you can have it. And one day, he will return."

'Young Courtney': Uhh... What was my line again?

Crew & 'Liuer's Father': *start laughing*

Sha Wujing(camera man): It's, "Maybe Liuer and I will be the one's to release him!"

'Young Courtney': Oh, right. Sorry, I keep forgetting! 😅

Sha Wujing: That's alright, we'll just take it from the top.

'Young Courtney': Okay.

(A/N: If you get the joke as to why Wujing is the camera man here, I love you. XD)

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Directly referencing a Bug's Life blooper, but for the sake of this collection of bloopers, let's say their bloopers for a deleted scene. :P

(Speed, Marker, and action!)

Hun Dun (Movie's Villain): Are you saying I'm stupid?

Courtney: No!

Hun Dun: Do I look stupid to you?

Courtney: *starts chuckling, then laughing* I'm sorry!

~Another Take~

Hun Dun: Are you saying I'm stupid?

Courtney: *starts laughing again*

Hun Dun: *scoffs*

Courtney: *still laughing* I'm sorry! I got it! No, no, no, do it again, I'm fine.

~Yet Another Take~

Hun Dun: Are you saying I'm stupid?

Courtney: Yes! *starts laughing*

Hun Dun: This is the 15th take! I can not work like this; I will be in my trailer. *walks away*

Courtney: *still chuckling* I need a break.

Sun Wukong, Zhu Baije, & Liuer: *start laughing off camera*

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Female Inn Keeper: Now, I'm afraid I have some bad news for you. They've closed the roads to the Capital. There's no way you-

*hammering can be heard on set, off camera*

Female Inn Keeper: Is someone hammering? Can we hold the work please?

*Ringing noise*

Female Inn Keeper: People!

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~When they arrived at the Inn~

Zhu Baije: Are those carrots? *runs towards said carrots, but accidently runs into the camera in the process*

Liuer: Uh, oh..

Zhu Baije: Oh, I'm sorry! Is the camera broke?

Sun Wukong: *face palms*

Courtney: 😅

Zhu Baije: Did I ruin the take?

Sha Wujing: *picks camera back up*

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~Moutain Trolls chase Liuer and Courtney, before they met Sun Wukong~

One of the Male Mountain Trolls: *trying to come off as scary* I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry; Can we cut?

Courtney and Liuer: *just look at each other, wondering what the problem could possibly be*

Male Mountain Troll: It's just that I don't think I'm coming across! Hmmm.. Oh, I know! I could lather up a bunch of spit! Oo, that's good! Alright, one more for me!

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~Fight on the boat~

(Speed-
Wait, wait, wait, let me check focus)

Zhu Baije: *towards Courtney* So, did you make it onto the movie cover art?

Courtney: Not in the original Chinese releases, but in the American releases, I'm seen with Liuer and Wukong.

Liuer: What are you gonna do next?

Courtney: Well, I'm up for a villain in Disney short.. (I didn't know what else to make up. 😅)

Hun Dun: Really?

Liuer & Zhu Baije: Wow!

Sun Wukong: That's great!

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A/N: These are all I could think of as of now. If you have any suggestions for more, I'd love to hear them in the comments!