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READS AND REVIEWS
"Not enough sexy time." — Donald Trump
"10/10." — Gordon Ramsay
"This book is shittier than the shit floating in the toilet." —Anonymous
In a world where Dora the Explorer is a real person and eternally seven years old, she meets President Donald Trump. Their ship name is Dump because their story is shit.
Basically, this is a story about two ugly people finding love! Will their romance survive the obstacles that life keeps throwing their way???
Answer: Maybe! Read to find out!
Warning: Do not read this crazy book. It will set your eyes on fire.
Also, DO NOT take any of it seriously. Please. For the sake of your own mental health.
You will find mature chapters in this book. You may skip them if you want your innocence to remain. Unless you are brave enough to handle it, assure that you must bathe in holy water before you proceed.
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Ever since he saw her at the first Trump rally, he knew that he would deport himself just to be with her.
COMING SOON! It's complicated.
Make America great again!
