The Outsiders gay Oneshots and stuff

Group chat 5

Requested by Baby_rosey

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Two-Bit : bitch waffles

Steve : no

Ponyboy : tf

Soda : you always say the dumbest things to start this chat-

Ponyboy : yeah Two-Bitch

Two-Bit : horseman shut yo my little pony lookin ass up

Johnny : :/

Ponyboy : JOHNNY
Ponyboy : my baby protect me

Dally : that's gay

Soda : says the guy who literally gets fucked by my brother

Dally : WHAT NO

Ponyboy : WE ALL HEARD YOU GUYS

Marcia : I heard it from the other side of town

Dally : ...

Dally has left the chat

Two-Bit : that little hoe
Two-Bit : I didn't even get to tell him he sounded like kazoo kid when he moaned

Johnny : I'm scared

Ponyboy : he's too innocent for this

Johnny : I'M NOT INNOCENT
Johnny : I'VE KILLED A MAN

Steve : bruh

Ponyboy : no you're my cute little cinnamon role

Johnny : :3

Soda : that is the gayest thing I've seen all day

Steve : but Soda we had sex earlier in the back of the DX-
Steve : shit

Two-Bit : HAHAHAHAHA

Steve : SHUT UP AT LEAST MY DICK ISNT SMALL

Two-Bit : HOE MY DICK AINT SMALL
Two-Bit : AND YOU CANT BE TALKING WITH YOUR NICKADO AVOCADO HEAD ASS

Steve : WHO IS NICKADO AVOCADO

Marcia : he's a guy who cries all of the time and then proceeds to beat his food with a broom

Steve : oh
Steve : well that sounds about right
Steve : BUT NO
Steve : YOURE JUST JEALOUS CAUSE YOU'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO MEET MICKEY MOUSE

Soda : Mickeys fake

Two-Bit : ...

Steve : HA

Ponyboy : I'm dying

Marcia : oh no

Johnny : Dal has got to see this

Johnny has added Dally to the chat

Dally : what

Two-Bit : LISTEN UP YOU CARBONATED BITCH

Dally : woah

Two-Bit : I SAW YOU WITH A COKE YESTERDAY
Two-Bit : YOU'RE A CANNIBAL
Two-Bit : AND YOU PROBABLY GOT YOUR DICK STUCK IN ONE BEFORE CAUSE ITS SO SMALL

Soda : NOT TRUE

Steve : I can confirm

Johnny : guys I think Ponyboy needs CPR
Johnny : he's like wheezing

Ponyboy : I CANT BREATHE

Soda : YOU PROBABLY MAKE MARCIA WEAR MICKEY MOUSE EARS WHEN YOU GUYS HAVE SEX

Two-Bit : NO CAUSE SHE SAID NO

Marcia : it's true

Soda : YOU FURRY

Darry : CAN YOU ALL SHUT THE EVER LOVING FUCK UP
Darry : I AM TRYING TO WORK SO I CAN AFFORD TO FEED YOU PIGS

Dally : sorry Daddy
Dally : SHIT
Dally : I MEANT DARRY

Darry : ...

Ponyboy : what the actual fuck

Soda : I cri inside

Two-Bit : HAHAHAHA

Darry : I hope you get hit by an ice cream truck

Steve : DAMN

Dally : hell yeah
Dally : you go bby

Ponyboy : I'm just gonna go jump off a cliff-