The Outsiders gay Oneshots and stuff

Group chat 10

Johnny : guys help

Soda : what's wrong with you now

Two-Bit : Darry and Pony are arguing and it's fucking hilarious bitches

Dally : We're just eating all their food and watching

Darry : YOU WILL NOT BE A SATANIST IN THIS HOUSEHOLD PONYBOY

Ponyboy : I WAS EATING A SALAD YOU FATELESS SLIME

Darry : WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME
Darry : I KNEW I SHOULDNT HAVE LET YOU WATCH THE EXORCIST

Marcia : why are y'all texting you're right next to each other :/

*Cherry has joined the chat*

Two-Bit : NOW HOW THE HELL DID THIS BITCH GET BACK IN

Dally : Ah shit here we go again

Cherry : ✨magic✨ peasants

Darry : at least I'm not a ginger

Cherry : shut up milk boy
Cherry : your mom is so poor that she uses Cheerios for earrings

Johnny : I-

Darry : Im just a dumb, redhead ginger!
You better run! I want your soul!
Im just a pale, freckled ginger!
I came from hell, my blood is cold
I have no soul
I have no soul
I want your soul
I want your soul

Cherry : ........

Steve : jfc

Johnny :

Two-Bit : aNd I oOp-

Dally : this is why I love you

Cherry : YOUR MOM IS SO POOR THE DUCKS THROW BREAD AT HER

Darry : Gingers! Have no friends
And no one will have sex with them!
They come out at night, they creep and crawl
Who does God hate most of all?
Gingers!
Who should have never been born?
Gingers!
Who's adopted?
Gingers!
Who belongs with floating turds in the fucking toilet bowl? Gingers!

Marcia : 👏🏻

Two-Bit : *wheezing*

Cherry : I'M NOT ADOPTED YOU STUPID PEASANT.

Soda : eh it's true

Ponyboy : dude I'm like half ginger-

Steve : shut up horseman

Darry : Gingers are leprechauns
Evil Irish little drunks
They should all be killed at once!
Kill em' and collect insurance!
But they're already fucking dead
Skin is white, hair is red
They like giving head to men in bed
It's gay

Cherry : ...

Ponyboy : if I did this I'd be grounded

Darry : I'm just a drunk
With a temper
Has anyone seen me lucky charms?
I'm just some scum
From the shitter
My hair is red
Its fucking wrong

Soda : please stop I'm dying from laughing

Steve : I'm surprised Two-Bitch isn't saying much

Dally : he fell off the couch from laughing

Darry : do I need to continue?

Cherry : YOUR MOM IS SO POOR SHE WALKED DOWN THE ROAD WITH ONE SHOE AND IF SOMEONE ASKS IF SHE LOST ONE SHE SAYS "NO I FOUND ONE"

Johnny- I hate that I laughed at that

Ponyboy : IM SEEING STARS

Darry : your mother sucks cocks in hell you fateless ginger slime

Cherry : EW
*Cherry has left the chat*

Darry : We don't speak of this. Ever.

Two-Bit : YEAH OKAY MILKMAN

Darry : Two-Bitch I swear to god

Dally : that was fucking awesome I think I love you more now

Darry : -____-

Two-Bit : I think I love him more too
Two-Bit : let's go into the sunset watching Mickey Mouse

Marcia : 😦

Two-Bit : you're still my bottom bitch

Ponyboy :  you suck Darry and I'm not allowed to say that anymore smh

Darry : you're grounded

Ponyboy : WHAT
Ponyboy : SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS YOU WHORE

Two-Bit : *chokesonadick*

Soda : uh-oh

Johnny : RIP BABE I LOVE YOU

Dally : LMAO DADDYS CHASING HIM WITH A BELT
Dally : shit I meant Darry

Soda : no you didn't

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I'm sorry if this wasn't that funny 😂
That song is the anthem of us gingers bOw DoWn