A Losing Game

Much 'I Do' About Nothing

“So why am I going to Blair’s with you? Did I do something to you that makes you want to send me to my execution?”

“I don’t know. When I called her she seems like she really wanted you to come too.”

“Well, if I die I hope Vanessa avenges my death and kills both of you."

“Your brother would get to us before she could even think of that."

"Yeah but he always wanted an excuse to beat you up."

They got out of the elevator to be greeted by Blair leading us to the dining room. "So what are we doing exactly."

"Just call her. All you need to say how much you want to see her."

He called Georgina to not get an answer. "Straight to voicemail."

"Okay, like we talked about."

"Hey, hey, it's me. Dan um, after you left, Serena and I got in a huge fight, and… and she said all this crazy stuff. I honestly don't know what to believe, but… but what I do know is… I want to see you. So, uh, call me."

"Excellent work. She's totally calling back."

"This is so weird. I don't normally do plots against people."

Blair rolled her eyes. "Don't worry, virgin. I’ll talk you through it." His phone starts ringing making Blair smile. "Right on schedule.

“Hey. Oh, good, good. So sorry about this morning with Serena. That was very awkward, to say the least. Last night really changed things for me. Serena and I left things kind of uncertain, so I… I think I wanna end it. I know I do. Will you meet me?” There was a pause and he smiled. “See you there.”

"Humphrey, you are a born liar."

"Thanks…” He tilts his head. “I think."

"All that stuff about last night was genius. Anything you wanna tell me?"

"Uh, no like you said, just born to lie.” Dan stands up looking down at Blair. “So should we get going now or…?"

"Just wait downstairs.” She looks over at Lee. “I need a little chat with Lee first."

Lee folded her arms. "What do you want Blair?"

"I don't understand how you did it but you did. You did the impossible."

"What are you talking about?"

"Chuck slept in my room," Blair said bluntly.

Lee dug her nails in her palms but at least tried to keep a calm face in front of Blair. "And why would I care? You two can have sex it's not that big of a deal."

Blair shivered. "Eww, that just disgusting even thinking of us two together." 

"Then why did you tell me he slept in your room?"

"Because when I woke up, he was surprisingly on the floor."

"Wait, what?"